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Drunk driving suspect is run over by his own truck
Roy Aguilar, 21, who was being chased by police, sustained only minor injuries after he fell out of his Ford pickup and it rolled over his legs.
(Santa Fe New Mexican)
Nov 26, 2008 6:12:26 AM
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Karma. Finally a drunk gets what he deserves.
Posted by: twerp | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 06:23 AM
Puts a smile on your face doesn't it?
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 06:31 AM
dummy man--dummy man
me locking myself out my office this morning and wearing my flip flops to work looks intellegent compared to this dood.
Posted by: lynn | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 06:39 AM
"He had a chunk of cactus in his head"
HAHA! That made me LOL for real.
Posted by: Dave | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 06:47 AM
I liked this one too. Imagine how hard it would be to run over yourself. Without a time machine, I mean.
Posted by: Russ | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 06:51 AM
"When she [the arresting officer] entered the truck cab to stop it, she found the seat soaked with urine, she said. She also found a 1.75 liter bottle of vodka that was three-quarters gone, she said.
When she went back to Aguilar, he was conscious and "a little combative," Romero said. He had a chunk of cactus in his head and was trying without much luck to get up off the ground, she said. "
That chunk of cactus in the head deserves some kind of award all by itself.
And I agree lynn, nothing I do today will in any way shape or form approach this level of stupidity. I am just so totally out-classed.
Posted by: nellagain | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 06:54 AM
That's funny because I locked myself out of my office this morning too!
Posted by: twerp | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 06:58 AM
It must be an epidemic. I forgot my badge and couldn't get through the front gate.
Posted by: Russ | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 07:05 AM
Last night they had the video of this on most of the local stations. Pretty damn funny! Especially the disgusted look that Officer Romero gave Aguilar when she saw the interior of the vehicle!
Posted by: USMerc | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 07:17 AM
SUCH IS FATE.....BUT I BET NO LESSON WAS LEARNED AND THE DRUNK DRIVING WILL CONTINUE.
Posted by: MONKEY JERK | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 07:19 AM
Not to mention he will be made fun of for years to come should he show up to any loca watering hole. He might as well quit drinking
Posted by: angrysockmonkey | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 07:23 AM
Give a man a beer and he drinks for a while
Give him a whole bunch of beers and he will run over himself.
Oh me(lord)...where did i go wrong with this???
Posted by: Jesus the Bartender | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 07:28 AM
I wonder what part of his head had the "chunk of cactus" in it?
There are some very sensitive parts on a head.
(Get your minds out of the gutter. There might be cacti in it.)
Posted by: jj2 | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 07:39 AM
Here's a link to video...However, it's a shorter version than we saw last night...http://kob.com/article/stories/S679327.shtml?cat=504
Posted by: USMerc | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 08:00 AM
Stupid is as drunk does
Posted by: cherie | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 08:12 AM
He can start up at a new group call DADDs (Drunks Against Drunk Drivers).
Posted by: Dada Supreme | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 08:57 AM
It is a shame he wasn't injured more seriously. After viewing the video I would say there are two other drivers who also wet themselves during the chase.
Posted by: Reno | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 09:12 AM
He had a chunk of cactus in his head? Too bad he didn't have a chunk of brain in there, instead.
Posted by: Mook | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 09:20 AM
If he had a chunk of brain inside his head, where would he put the cactus?
Priorities, Mook. :D
Posted by: Soo | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 01:31 PM
Was he practicing for the lower-class twit of the year award?
On the stupid front, I left all of my knives and pastry tools at home today. Stupid holiday baking.
Posted by: Caffeinated Katie | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 02:21 PM
I used to live in Santa Fe and this does not surprise me at all. We once arrested a guy who had 21 previous driving while intoxicated convictions and I wish I could say I was exaggerating. We all thought he was going to fight like hell when we placed him under arrest because he also had an outstanding felony warrant and he knew he was going back to prison for a long time but he did not resist one bit.
He did give me that I'm going to kill you if I ever see you again look because I was the one that stopped him but I doubt I'll ever see him again. He most likely is still locked up.
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Wednesday, November 26, 2008 at 05:54 PM
Hey TAG...How long ago were you here? Chances are I know ya!
Posted by: USMerc | Thursday, November 27, 2008 at 08:23 AM