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Man forces boy to watch his hijinks with JoJo the dog

A complaint says the 30-year-old man told boy "that he needed to stay in the room and watch him and he also needs to learn how to do this." Police say the man had sex with the male dog. (Grand Junction Free Press)

September 8, 2008 | Permalink

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ya know, if this guy banded together with all the other dogfookers out there and formed a church, they'd have first amendment to back them up.

Posted by: lester | Sep 8, 2008 5:50:56 AM

Keep it up guys and the people from New Zealand will be making fun us instead.

Posted by: Justin | Sep 8, 2008 5:57:52 AM

Excuse me, OS&RR? I'll take a an order of WTF. Extra large.

Posted by: elchampino | Sep 8, 2008 6:16:56 AM

flagrant foul. Toss him from the Game!

Posted by: sometimesilie | Sep 8, 2008 6:18:40 AM

Good thing this guy's mother isn't running for VP of the Country or they'd make him marry the dog.

Posted by: jojo | Sep 8, 2008 6:19:54 AM

Make mine double of WTF champ!
Sausage attack on a dog?

Posted by: trustno1 | Sep 8, 2008 6:22:21 AM

Reminds me of the old joke:

Q---Why do Canadians like to have sex doggy style?
A---That way they can both watch the hockey game.

Posted by: Bill | Sep 8, 2008 6:28:37 AM

they must have moved there from florida, seems that always happens down south since that kind of behavior is legal there. right next to sleeping with family members

Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Sep 8, 2008 6:31:55 AM

Colorado wins the WTF cup!

Posted by: | Sep 8, 2008 6:48:00 AM


A flagrant foul story would be refreshing, complete with feathers flying, trashy coop talk, egg swapping, mug shots, the henhouse forum, and lubricant advice. Maybe even a recipe or two.
Dosen't anyone do chickens anymore?

Posted by: thomas | Sep 8, 2008 6:48:25 AM

Sodomy and Buggery? Wow, with this and the sausage story, the strange quota for the whole week is already filled up.

Posted by: Joe | Sep 8, 2008 7:02:31 AM

I'll take a double WTF, sunny side up, with sausage patties and whole wheat toast. Hold the spices!

Posted by: Phranqlin | Sep 8, 2008 7:07:35 AM

The woof-woof guy looks as if he had some brain surgery that didn't work as desired.

Posted by: Mook | Sep 8, 2008 7:12:41 AM

A SEVEN year old! The alleged pervert allegedly corrupts a SEVEN year old?! I'd say the world's going to the dogs, but that might be a step up!

I am loath to take allegations at face value even if it is from a 7 year old, but the outstanding indecent exposure charge (which admittedly has not been proven, or disproven, in court) makes this much more convincing to me.

Posted by: outofsalt | Sep 8, 2008 7:29:57 AM

oos, that kid was only 1 in dog years!

re: the second part of your statement- the perps mug simply shouts "Dog Shagger!" :)

Posted by: | Sep 8, 2008 7:37:27 AM

Anon, LOL about the age!

And yeah, the 2nd part is a stretch; I admit it. While the charge does not prove that anything was done (until a verdict is rendered, it's still just an allegation), in my mind at least it makes the child's claim seem somewhat more credible.

Of course if both charges are wrong, then I'd have to feel sorry for this guy's run of colosally bad luck.

Posted by: outofsalt | Sep 8, 2008 7:48:12 AM

To think that before I visited OS&RR I had no idea such things occurred ALL THE TIME!

Posted by: Torgo | Sep 8, 2008 7:58:39 AM

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING FOR SURE

Posted by: | Sep 8, 2008 7:58:43 AM

I'll take the double WTF, with all the trimmings, and some WTF on top.

Sean--I can't believe you haven't jumped on everyone for slamming this guy. I'm sure you have some spin on this that everyone is overreacting.

Posted by: troschne | Sep 8, 2008 8:27:34 AM

If this happened in Saudi Arabia that guy would be executed for homosexuality. I think everything else he did is legal there.

Posted by: G-Man | Sep 8, 2008 8:56:47 AM

Why was the kid with the guy in the first place????
WTF is right....I can't even begin to remotely understand this shit. This kid is going to be fu*ked up for life.

Posted by: cherie | Sep 8, 2008 9:00:45 AM

He's just passing on his culture to the next generation by abusing his position as an adult. Lots of wacky ideas survive that way. Like black people are inferior to white people, or you can live after death, or you've got alien souls in your body which make you sad.


But seriously, forcing a 7-year-old kid to watch that is fucked up.

Posted by: | Sep 8, 2008 9:04:13 AM

The mother needs to be locked up for child endangerment. She allowed or sent the boy to this depraved scum. Did he pay her for the boy? Was he molesting the boy? Not enough data. The reporter needs to find out some answers.

Posted by: Sheila | Sep 8, 2008 9:12:53 AM

Wow - I just threw up in my mouth a little...Can we lock this guy up with Michael Vick and you know, see what happens?

Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Sep 8, 2008 9:17:17 AM

Sick. In every way.

Posted by: Reno | Sep 8, 2008 9:21:45 AM

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