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Brawl outside of 7-Eleven store turns ugly, results in injuries
It started when two women "said something slick" to amother woman. By the time it was over, there were nearly 25 braided hair extensions stewn across the parking lot. (St. Petersburg Times)
August 14, 2008 | Permalink
Comments
How is there not security camera footage of this glorious event?
Posted by: elchampino | Aug 14, 2008 6:47:40 AM
What does "slick" mean in this context? The mental picture of this entire melee is hilarious.
Posted by: Sheila | Aug 14, 2008 6:48:09 AM
seriously, have my kingdom for cctv tapes. I bet you it's not up b/c the cops haven't stopped laughing there asses off at it.
Posted by: sometimesilie | Aug 14, 2008 6:53:27 AM
good thing none of them had guns.
Posted by: lester | Aug 14, 2008 7:03:18 AM
I'm laughing about the Boiled peanuts used as a weapon of mayhem.
Posted by: David | Aug 14, 2008 7:05:04 AM
Ah, such classy people. You'd think after your friend got maced it'd be a bad idea to join in on the fight.
Posted by: Joe | Aug 14, 2008 7:08:04 AM
Lesson for the day:
NEVER work at a convenient mart/gas station 3rd shift!
we just had two clerks at different locations get murdered recently in my area...and NW Ohio doesn't have THAT many murders. Scary shit.
Posted by: cherie | Aug 14, 2008 7:37:19 AM
I am still giggling at the thought of a parking lot littered with hair extentions, boiled peanuts, mace cans, and a small silver purse. There may be a lot of crap in my car I might be tempted to throw at people, but my purse is NOT one of them. Not only could I probably not throw something that weighs that much, but it has all my personal belongings in it...wtf was she thinking??
Posted by: jojo | Aug 14, 2008 8:00:52 AM
Whatever do you mean, lester? I'm sure if everyone was armed, as gun fetishists advocate, this situation would have been resolved calmly and responsibly.
Posted by: elchampino | Aug 14, 2008 8:03:46 AM
I second cherie's advice. Back in college (in glorious Kent, Ohio) I spent some time working third shift in a convenience store, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Posted by: nolo | Aug 14, 2008 8:11:39 AM
I HOPE I9T WAS ON TAPE
Posted by: | Aug 14, 2008 8:30:09 AM
Recently visited my local Mom and Pop store just after a 4 woman brawl had been contained. Also hair extensions left on the floor. Looked like the remains of an Apache war party. Turns out the argument started when one woman accused the cashier of having partly caucasian blood. Slick talk.
Posted by: thomas | Aug 14, 2008 8:30:20 AM
Can always count on St. Petersburg FL for quality entertainment...
Posted by: Rat | Aug 14, 2008 8:33:33 AM
This is nothing more than a couple of negresses displaying how face their race has advanced. Isn't multiculturism grand?
Posted by: Dick Tater | Aug 14, 2008 8:54:00 AM
Let it never be said that my Dick has no finesse!
Posted by: Mrs. Dick Tater | Aug 14, 2008 9:10:15 AM
Now we have proof....Taters wife has a dick....LMAO
Posted by: jojo | Aug 14, 2008 9:12:07 AM
I witnessed something like this once when I was at Six Flags. Apparently one girl chased the other off of the looping starship ride and it got better from there. They then grabbed the cheap carnival prizes and started chucking them at each other before ripping out each other's weaves. There was hair and cheap stuffed animals made in China everywhere.
Posted by: Caffeinated Katie | Aug 14, 2008 9:20:13 AM
Taster, that's pretty much an all-new low for you--negresses? Jesus--who uses such terms any more?
On the other hand, the fact that your wife has a dick explains a lot. Is she also your cousin?
Posted by: troschne | Aug 14, 2008 9:36:02 AM
This story is a good one. You get "something slick"; "skanks"; "boiled peanuts"; and "misdemeanor citations for rioting" all in one story.
That alone is something. But let the record show that apparently the original milk and eggs were not used in the "fracas".
Seriously, Idiot Nation keeps raising the bar every day.
Posted by: Bluntfacts | Aug 14, 2008 9:41:35 AM
I had something simlar happen outside our neighborhood 7-11 when I was 16. A woman started running her mouth to my mom and when my mom said something back, the girl punched her in the mouth. The rest of the brawl is a little hazy, but there were at least 15 of us involved and I'm pretty sure I jumped up and down on this woman's face. Don't go messin with my momma!!
I guess I'm one of the "classy" people. :)
Posted by: Nicole | Aug 14, 2008 9:53:17 AM
Sterilization for them all please.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Aug 14, 2008 9:57:29 AM
Nicole,
Messin with momma negates the 'class' issue everytime. I don't know anyone who would not jump up and down on someone's face for messing with their mom.
Posted by: jojo | Aug 14, 2008 10:05:59 AM
nicole, it's a good thing you didn't have any boiled peanuts handy.
Posted by: lester | Aug 14, 2008 10:38:18 AM
Mrs Tater, Your Dick has no finesse. He hardly seem human.
Posted by: | Aug 14, 2008 10:47:34 AM
Or mace for that matter....
Posted by: Nicole | Aug 14, 2008 10:59:48 AM
