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Flasher claimed he was too small to be seen by undercover cop
An appeals court didn't buy it, even after an expert witness testified the accused doctor was only 2.8 inches. (Houston Chronicle)
August 20, 2008 | Permalink
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Figures a dude with a tiny todger would choose a lawyer named Dick to defend him in his indecent exposure trial.
Posted by: NH | Aug 20, 2008 10:12:21 AM
Yeah, and his associate, Neal. Too funny...
Posted by: Reno | Aug 20, 2008 10:19:15 AM
High Powered Lawyers Neal Down and Dick DeGurkin...claim
that the doctor could not have exposed himself to an undercover cop because that which is alleged to have been exposed is too small to have been seen.
Was seriously disappointed me was that they never mentioned whether the entire 2.8 inches was fully erect or limp.
On another note, this Doctor was probably a Republican...and who in the hell makes conversation with a strange man in a park after "making eye contact" and then goes behind a bathroom to "show each other their abs"?????? What a LAME defense. Creepy
Wonder when his kids will find out he's a gay, flasher?
Posted by: cherie | Aug 20, 2008 10:19:38 AM
Sorry, but I just can't read this article.
Posted by: Torgo | Aug 20, 2008 10:23:10 AM
Hey doc, is that half a roll of Breath Savers in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Posted by: Bill | Aug 20, 2008 10:27:06 AM
it sounds a little like entrapment because it was the officer who suggested going to the restroom and it was the officer who asked the doctor to "show me"
entrapment. teenie dick should appeal his case and sue the police department.
Posted by: | Aug 20, 2008 10:27:59 AM
Hitting too close to home Torgo?
Posted by: cherie | Aug 20, 2008 10:30:17 AM
Have Dickj Taster measure it.
Does it reach his uvula?lol
Posted by: A.V. | Aug 20, 2008 10:36:09 AM
ROFLMAO @ Bill
Posted by: OrlandoBloo | Aug 20, 2008 10:42:36 AM
Dude is hung like a lightswitch. How did he ever land a wife with that wedding tackel.
Posted by: Dick C. Normas | Aug 20, 2008 10:45:29 AM
Poor Dr. McTeeny. His vital statistics get splashed all over the Houston Chronicle, not to mention all through the courthouse (if you don't think court staff gossip, think again). Now he'll never get a date!
Posted by: | Aug 20, 2008 10:47:29 AM
Sorry, that last post was mine.
Posted by: tiacheryl | Aug 20, 2008 10:48:15 AM
"How did he ever land a wife with that wedding tackel."
She's probably a nurse.
Posted by: James | Aug 20, 2008 10:59:05 AM
Don't worry about the kids...I'm sure with a 2 inch dick, they belong to someone else!!!
Posted by: jojo | Aug 20, 2008 11:01:54 AM
"Leal says he declined but said, "You let me see.""
sounds like entrapment. this guy is so obviously gay, which is why it is such a great idea to give gays a hard time. That way, hopefully, they'll repress their sexuality, grow up, marry your daughter, have kids, and than get popped in the park for shenanigans like this. or maybe he is just...wait, it's medically possible to impregnate someone multiple times with a two inch penis? really? Anyway, someone asking to see your junk- when you're in the market for something like them- and then arresting you when you let them have what they're asking for sounds like dirty pool. Of course they did this in a park, so gross, but still it reeks of entrapment.
Chapter II. It was the gayest of times, it was cruisiest of times...
Posted by: sometimesilie | Aug 20, 2008 11:16:54 AM
"He said he agreed to go into the woods at Leal's suggestion just to continue a conversation in which they talked about "usual stuff" such as marriage and family."
ok. L.M.A.O.!!! If some guy asked me to go in the woods with him I would naturally assume he wanted to talk about the weather, dogs, PBC's new Fall line of beer...definitely no shenanigans! Gawd, I wish I was on that jury. Can you get popped with Contempt of Court for breaking into spontaneous laughter during a trial?
Posted by: sometimesilie | Aug 20, 2008 11:20:08 AM
I work with a guy who used to be a total big-mouthed as*hole. Then, when his wife grew tired of him and divorced him, she broke the news to two of his work buddies that he possesses a tiny tallywhacker. And, that she called him by the pet name "Short Stroke". Then the word spread. He's quite the humble coworker now.
Posted by: Mikey | Aug 20, 2008 11:20:27 AM
"How did he ever land a wife with that wedding tackel."
Oh DCN, honey, beloved of mine: Any man can keep a wife happy as long as he passes his Orals. As a matter of fact, if man can keep a woman satisfied without taking his pants off, well he ought to get hisself a tin beak and go peck with the chickens.
Posted by: nellagain | Aug 20, 2008 11:20:56 AM
OOps that should be "if a man CAN'T"
Posted by: nellagain | Aug 20, 2008 11:22:21 AM
"How did he ever land a wife with that wedding tackel."
He might have a small penis, but he's got a big wallet.
Posted by: G-Man | Aug 20, 2008 11:22:37 AM
oh, please, please keep 'em coming. points to G-Man and nell.
Posted by: sometimesilie | Aug 20, 2008 11:29:28 AM
I have to agree about the oral exam...but if you had to admit in court that you had a 2 inch dick, wouldn't you make a point to demonstrate that you can lick your own eyebrows?? I just can't see this head and balls, who apparently wasn't visiting the park for the first time, being a master of feminine pleasure. Not to mention "let me see it" isn't really the quality of dirty talk I desire. No, I can't see this poor guy keeping anyone, male or female, satisfied.
Posted by: jojo | Aug 20, 2008 11:36:12 AM
I politely DISAGREE with the "oral exam" comments above.
there is NOTHING better than a nice firm..."tallywacker" and some serious intercourse.
Posted by: cherie | Aug 20, 2008 11:41:52 AM
"The average stretched penile length at birth is about 4 cm (1.6 in), and 90% of newborn boys will be between 2.4 and 5.5 cm (0.9 and 2.2 in). Limited growth of the penis occurs between birth and 5 years of age, but very little occurs between 5 years and the onset of puberty. The average size at the beginning of puberty is 6 cm (2.4 in) with adult size reached about 5 years later."
From wikipedia. btw, the entry is nsw- there are pictures of man sausage.
Posted by: sometimesilie | Aug 20, 2008 11:46:43 AM
jojo, he certainly couldn't start out with, "Want to see how hard you've made me?" now could he... I'm betting "let me see it" was really all he had to offer.
Gentlemen, study up. Take notes so you too can pass your oral exams! Exxxtra credit is awarded for dexterity and technique.
Posted by: Reno | Aug 20, 2008 11:47:03 AM
