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Man jailed for hitting mom with 3-pound pack of polish sausage
Gregory Allan Praeger, 46, was charged with battery after admitting he threw a sausage package at his mother and then beaned her with it. (Daytona Beach News-Journal)
July 1, 2008 | Permalink
Comments
First chicken, now sausage. Anyone got some charcoal, maybe we could have a BBQ?
Posted by: nellagain | Jul 1, 2008 12:52:41 PM
Don't hit your mother with your sausage.
Posted by: Lou Ford Prefect | Jul 1, 2008 1:02:03 PM
hit me,
nope it tastes like sausage
hit me again
nope it still tastes like sausage
hit me again
nope it still tases like sausage
hit me again.....
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Jul 1, 2008 1:06:57 PM
It's definitely BBQ time at the OS&RR!! Pass the corn please!
Jim, thanks for the Remember personal info fix!! Again!
Posted by: Reno | Jul 1, 2008 1:13:52 PM
Better to throw hot dogs at your mom then to find hundreds of bestiality tapes starring her
Posted by: Tim | Jul 1, 2008 1:22:43 PM
There's the saying that if the BBQ is so good it makes you want to slap your Momma, this is taking it a bit far!
Momma should have slapped back.
Posted by: E | Jul 1, 2008 1:40:27 PM
If anyone should be given your Mom the Meat...it shouldn't be you....it just ain't right.
Posted by: Cherie | Jul 1, 2008 1:45:22 PM
Nor the family dogs, Cherie!
Posted by: troschne | Jul 1, 2008 2:07:54 PM
get a life loser!!!!
Posted by: Ally Koontz | Jul 1, 2008 2:28:47 PM
I once threw a tupperware bowl of bean soup at my sister. But then I was about twelve. And I missed.
Posted by: Charles Brobst | Jul 1, 2008 2:57:05 PM
@Reno~~
"Jim, thanks for the Remember personal info fix!! Again!"
Yeah, I kept forgetting who the hell I am, er, was, will be?
Posted by: A.V. | Jul 1, 2008 3:01:03 PM
"It's definitely BBQ time at the OS&RR!! Pass the corn please!
Jim, thanks for the Remember personal info fix!! Again!"
First Chicken, now sausage. Ok, I make a pretty good batch of potato salad; who is bringing the beans and BBQ Sauce....
Posted by: Rat | Jul 1, 2008 3:32:42 PM
I'll bring the beans, since they are the musical fruit.
Posted by: Reno | Jul 1, 2008 3:36:24 PM
Sterilize him.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Jul 1, 2008 3:55:24 PM
Must have shopped at Sams club.
Posted by: Reno Perino | Jul 1, 2008 3:56:31 PM
I can personally offer my very own, smoked, organically raised by deranged 4-H'ers, lamb.
So good you'll be in a protein coma.
Posted by: nellagain | Jul 1, 2008 4:14:32 PM
A good name for deranged 4-H lamb raisers would be "The Lambinators."
Posted by: | Jul 1, 2008 7:14:45 PM
Gotta have Jack Daniel's BBQ sauce. It's by far the BEST! I'm bringing Sun Chips.
Posted by: twerp | Jul 1, 2008 7:45:53 PM
ooohhh...Twerp...good choice....
Posted by: Rat | Jul 1, 2008 8:45:06 PM
I know it's sad but ROFL <img src="http://reviewsblog.pcriot.com/img/spacer.jpg">
Posted by: Rich | Jul 1, 2008 9:27:02 PM
At least it wasn't a....
Rubbbbber Biscuit!
Posted by: Ankharan | Jul 2, 2008 6:11:19 AM
He's 46 and living at home with mom. What should we expect from him. I wonder if it was thawed or frozen. Thawed won't really hurt, but frozen might.
The guy looks like he belongs in a mental hospital...
Posted by: R | Jul 2, 2008 6:17:03 AM
I can kick in some fresh peach chutney to go with nell's lamb. Bring on the coma!
Posted by: thomas | Jul 2, 2008 6:40:40 AM
HOPE IT WAS NOT FROZEN
Posted by: | Jul 2, 2008 6:51:02 AM
What about dessert folks?
Anyone for rhubarb strawberry pie? Both organically grown and picked fresh from lawdog's garden.
Posted by: lawdog | Jul 2, 2008 7:03:28 AM
