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Man breaks into home, flees in shorts belonging to woman
They apparently weren't a good fit. Police said he had to wear them unzipped and unbuttoned. (TCPalm.com)
July 2, 2008 | Permalink
Comments
Does "petit theft" refer to the size of the shorts or the legal term for "petty"?
Posted by: Gray Fox | Jul 2, 2008 6:30:05 AM
WTF was he thinking? Knocking on the door first? Maybe he thought they were his shorts and he wanted them back....idiot....not the sharpest crayon in the box...
Posted by: R | Jul 2, 2008 6:31:20 AM
Sounds like a scene from "Animal House"!
Posted by: KDP | Jul 2, 2008 6:32:37 AM
Does "petit theft" refer to the size of the shorts or the legal term for "petty"?
It means Petty....like a petty crime..
Posted by: R | Jul 2, 2008 6:33:30 AM
SOUNDS LIKE HE NEEDS SOME INSTRUCTION ON PROPERLY SIZING WOMEN1S CLOTHING
Posted by: | Jul 2, 2008 6:52:01 AM
OMG! WTF! like this guy is totaly nutz! i mean, like oh-my-god! nutz!
Posted by: likewho? | Jul 2, 2008 6:59:30 AM
So...she was at home? Was his intent to rape her since he entered the home naked? Scary....
Posted by: cherie | Jul 2, 2008 8:01:43 AM
What! No pics! I'm pretty sure Bubba & company from lock up would like to see those cute little shorts he was wearing.
Posted by: Dada Supreme | Jul 2, 2008 8:17:44 AM
"What! No pics! I'm pretty sure Bubba & company from lock up would like to see those cute little shorts he was wearing."
Well you know how it is they never show a picture of the victim and i'm sure those shorts have been through enough by now
Posted by: Pyro | Jul 2, 2008 9:18:10 AM
LOL, Pyro
Posted by: Reno | Jul 2, 2008 9:26:40 AM
thats one way to get into a womens pants.
sorry could`nt resist.
Posted by: gator | Jul 2, 2008 9:31:02 AM
"So...she was at home? Was his intent to rape her since he entered the home naked? Scary..."
one of my former neighbors in lovely, stinking South Philadelphia had a Pit Bull that was trained to go for the genitals of potential intruders Or actual intruders, I always hoped it wasn't *potential* intruders, b/c everyone is a potential intruder, and I used to go over there to drink beer. Now THAT'S scary!
Posted by: sometimesilie | Jul 2, 2008 9:35:01 AM
Spanish fly wouldn't zip up.lol
Posted by: A.V. | Jul 2, 2008 11:07:26 AM
STS - That IS truly scary. Both of my sons were attacked by German Shepherds - at different times, but horror of their screams are implanted in my mind, eternally. A mother's nightmare, totally!
As for this subject, this perp is a polite Moron.
1st, he knocks on the door & was refused, so he implemented Plan B...break in!
Jim, where is the mug shot?
Plus...the photo of the perp in the shorts?
Posted by: Anna | Jul 2, 2008 6:10:01 PM
