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Cops: Woman with "TROUBLE" plates offered sex to avoid ticket
A woman reportedly attempted to get out of a drunken driving arrest by offering sexual favors and $10,000 to a police officer. Elizabeth Ann Kommes, 30, of Iron Mountain, Mich., who drives a Pontiac Grand Am with TROUBLE license plates, has been charged with drunken driving, bribery and other offenses. (Portage Daily Register)
July 16, 2008 | Permalink
Comments
The license plate says it all.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Jul 16, 2008 7:23:36 AM
What's with these mischievous-looking women today....pretty soon, I'll probably start looking mischievous. I'll wait till I get home though....maybe I'll have a nooner--perks of working near the house and husband working night shift.
Posted by: thereverendtwerp | Jul 16, 2008 7:26:40 AM
It just follows me wherever I go. Should have seen it coming.
Posted by: thomas | Jul 16, 2008 7:28:58 AM
The Trouble with nooners is when get home and the mail lady has the the same idea.
The real problem comes when you have to wait your turn.
Posted by: | Jul 16, 2008 7:32:10 AM
maybe the mail lady and my husband will let me join in....
Posted by: thereverendtwerp | Jul 16, 2008 7:37:35 AM
The offering of sex, money, booze and TROUBLE??? The sounds like my dreamgirl.
Posted by: Dada Supreme | Jul 16, 2008 7:52:17 AM
Alcohol was involved; also known as "liquid panty remover..."
Posted by: Rat | Jul 16, 2008 7:55:21 AM
She should check with the personalized plates division of the Michigan DMV to see if INMATE is still available.
Posted by: Bill | Jul 16, 2008 7:56:41 AM
I guess the State of Michigan rejected her first license plate request of "WHORE".
Posted by: jj | Jul 16, 2008 7:56:45 AM
Ok, well we now know Twerp is alot of fun.
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Kommes was convicted of drunken driving in Wisconsin in 2000, 2001 and 2006, and in Michigan in 2007. Her driver's license was revoked in 2006, according to the complaint.
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1. What was she doing between 2002 and 2006? Messed up the consecutive streak. I'd rther her do the drunk driving in Michagan all the same.
2. That's the thing about drunk driving - you don't need a driver's license to do it.
3. Giver her plenty of time in the house. With that smile, she'll be busy.
4. Next story - she'll either be offering it to or giving it to a guard.
5. Being a cop in the Dells must be fun.
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Jul 16, 2008 7:57:12 AM
Gee, I wonder what obnoxious, brain-dead comment dissing women and minorities we'll get from the asshole today.
Posted by: Tater.Peeler | Jul 16, 2008 7:57:53 AM
Well she looks happy.
Posted by: Dick C. Normas | Jul 16, 2008 8:01:28 AM
What a coquettish mug shot! She must have been on a pretty good buzz. Personally (and I hope I never have to find out), if I get arrested, I doubt I'll be "working it" for the camera!
Posted by: troschne | Jul 16, 2008 8:03:03 AM
Oh--and jj--LMFAO!!
Posted by: troschne | Jul 16, 2008 8:03:29 AM
Pretty frisky grin for someone looking at six years in prison and $20,000 in fines.
Posted by: nellagain | Jul 16, 2008 8:06:19 AM
I was thinking up all types of hilarious statements about her mug shot and her offering up sexual favors and such...but when I got to the part where she's had 5 prior drunk driving convictions and had her license revolked but the drunk wench was STILL on the road I got pissed off. We seriously need to toughen the laws. I hope she does go to prison, at least she'll won't be a driving potential murderer anymore!
Posted by: cherie | Jul 16, 2008 8:39:44 AM
I'm with Cherie, it was all funny until the part about all those driving drunk charges.
Seriously though, a nooner with twerp and hubby doesn't sound too bad. wink wink
Posted by: Reno | Jul 16, 2008 8:58:47 AM
I see a lot of people wanting to get on twerps social calendar...
Posted by: R | Jul 16, 2008 9:17:34 AM
She does all this crap and she still makes a "cute' pose for her mugshot. Brain damage!
Posted by: Mook | Jul 16, 2008 9:21:36 AM
""Gee, I wonder what obnoxious, brain-dead comment dissing women and minorities we'll get from the asshole today.""
Dick Tater is not the asshole of the board. I am. He is far worse than an asshole. He is worse than pond scum. I have a dingle berry hanging from my anus at the moment that has a higher IQ than him so please refrain referring to him as an asshole, as you upset my dingle berry.
Mook she does have that sorta crazy come screw my brains out mugshot. I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot poll though.
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Jul 16, 2008 9:38:24 AM
Gosh TAG tell us how you really feel
Posted by: cherie | Jul 16, 2008 9:58:23 AM
don't you mean "ten foot pole"?
Posted by: j | Jul 16, 2008 10:07:31 AM
No he doesn't, He's just facing up to the realities of the election season.
Posted by: nellagain | Jul 16, 2008 10:27:43 AM
J it was a tad late when I realized my typeo. Just add it to the list and I'm sure I'll make another sometime this week.
Almost made one with week. Started to hit post and realized I had spelled wekk. LOL!!!
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Jul 16, 2008 10:32:38 AM
Elizabeth is gonna get plenty of action in the hooskow.
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