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Woman named Milfs is appalled by racy books at mall store
Marci Milfs says sexually charged books have no place in a clothing store for teens and young adults. Milfs was miffed when she went to Urban Outfitters and saw "Porn for Women," a photo book showing men doing housework, and "Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults," a guide for making anatomically correct artwork. (Everett, Wash. Herald)
May 5, 2008 | Permalink
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I'm just thinking of the eye opener her kids got the first time they googled their name to see its origin.
Posted by: spstevens | May 5, 2008 8:30:11 AM
What does MILF stand for?
Posted by: kevy | May 5, 2008 8:30:45 AM
The article leaves out the most important detail...
Is she a MILF???
(Mother I'd Like to [Fornicate with], kevy)
Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch | May 5, 2008 8:35:03 AM
kevy,
M.om I.'d L.ike to (F.ornicate U.nder C.arnel K.nowledge).
Posted by: twerp | May 5, 2008 8:35:20 AM
Her name is Milfs? OMFG.
Posted by: WhoKnew? | May 5, 2008 8:39:48 AM
HEY WHY NOT EVERYONE IS INTO SEX....NO USE TRYING TO COVER IT UP WITH MORAL CRAP.
Posted by: ULTRA | May 5, 2008 8:50:54 AM
I'm with you WhoKnew, and make it a double!
Anyone else curious about the pornogami book?
Posted by: Drake Timbershaft | May 5, 2008 8:51:15 AM
"It's not freedom of speech," she said. "It's selling adult books to teenagers."
Lady, please jump in front of a bus. The world will be better off with your greasy obese carcass embedded in the grill, and the clean-up will give someone a job.
Posted by: Sean, Torrington CT | May 5, 2008 9:00:16 AM
The pornogami book is quite funny
Posted by: Greg | May 5, 2008 9:01:17 AM
The article left out quotes by Carl Teabagger, Joseph Azmunch and Lisa Ploughed who also agreed with the assertions made by Ms. Milfs.
Posted by: JB | May 5, 2008 9:05:32 AM
whats available in urban outfitters is nothing to whats available in 30 seconds via a google search.
If the kids too young to buy racy stuff, be a parent. If they're old enough to go over your head... stay out of it.
Posted by: boynamedsue | May 5, 2008 9:21:55 AM
I'm pretty sure this is her. Teaches kindergarten at a Christian school.
http://cpcsschools.com/administration/everettmarcimilfs/index.php
Posted by: Horton | May 5, 2008 9:30:40 AM
I know it is the same as giggling when I hear the words shuttlecock or titmouse but I laughed mty way through this story.
Posted by: BallstotheWall | May 5, 2008 9:35:38 AM
LOL!! With a name like Milfs, I sure as shit couldn't take her seriously in ANY way, shape or form.
Posted by: CryMeAriver | May 5, 2008 9:39:14 AM
Tipper Gore, anybody?
I know, it's an old reference that many of you won't get. The Gores have since moved on to flying around the world in a private jet and telling people they can't dry their socks in the dryer.
Posted by: * | May 5, 2008 9:41:53 AM
If that is her photo, she's no MILF. And what a prude! The Porn for Women featuring men doing housework doesn't sound pornographic at all, just funny and right on with what really gets women going.
Posted by: Reno | May 5, 2008 9:57:57 AM
Maybe she's just pisseded because she doesn't qualify.
Posted by: A.V. | May 5, 2008 10:10:20 AM
She needs to lighten up!
Posted by: Cherie | May 5, 2008 10:30:21 AM
And on a happier note Ms. Ophelia Balzak had no comment whatso ever
Posted by: jupiterjim | May 5, 2008 10:31:56 AM
I'm more offended to find out that her name is in the school directory. It's easier to keep my kids out of Urban Outfitters than it is to keep them from walking past her classroom.
Posted by: SteveO | May 5, 2008 10:41:21 AM
I just checked out Urban Outfitters on-line catalog. Some of their graphic tees are a bit naughty - one with Barney from the Flintstones that says "I'll make your bedrock". Maybe she shouldn't be taking snoogie woogums into such a trashy store.
Posted by: zoot | May 5, 2008 11:00:18 AM
This woman has struck a mighty blow for other women.....namely Ms. Hoover, Ms. Blower, Ms. Head, and Ms. Legsup.....all 4th grade teachers in my school......okay, maybe the last part wasn't true.
Posted by: JJ | May 5, 2008 11:06:57 AM
I did her last night! and guess what? she swallows!
a very bad girl indeed.........me thinks she needs a spanking.
Posted by: W | May 5, 2008 11:25:18 AM
Michael Hunt? Now paging Michael Hunt.....
Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
Posted by: W | May 5, 2008 11:26:45 AM
Reno, no way! That's definite MILF material. I'd hit that like the fist of an avenging god.
Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch | May 5, 2008 12:07:58 PM
Someone give this woman a dollar so she can buy a clue. "Porn for Women" is satire and "Pornigami" just shows suggestively-shaped pieces of paper.
Posted by: Phranqlin | May 5, 2008 12:25:36 PM
The Nashville, TN phonebook at one time listed a "Heywood Jablome", and also his son "Heywood Jablome, Jr."
If only Natalie Wood had married one of 'em...
Posted by: SFL | May 5, 2008 12:55:37 PM
Its called... mind your kids. If you are a parent it is your responsibility to know where they shop, what is sold there, and what your kids buy. Don't like it. Don't read it. Its not like the cover is full frontal nudity, which BTW, should be sold "as is." Americans are way too up tight about the human body and the things people do with that body that happens to be theirs to do it with. A little less puritanical enforcement of ones ideas on others is in order for certain. I'm more appalled that they show dead, murdered , bloody bodies on the front pages of news papers for any three-year-old to look at while they pass the news stand... than nudity.
Posted by: Ankharan | May 5, 2008 1:01:50 PM
I guess I know where I need to stop for my next round of reading material. Pornogami? Oh yes! Maybe I'll finally be able to successfully make one of those m-f*rs!
While I'm there, I can get set of skin-hugging tank tops and some low-rise jeans so I can look hip while making naughty swans. Apparently, all the chubby chicks wear that crap and leave their belly hanging free; I don't want to be the only chubster missing the Trend Boat.
Posted by: Soo | May 5, 2008 1:27:29 PM
Oh, and if my last name was "Milfs," I'd be changing my first name to "Ima So".
Posted by: Soo | May 5, 2008 1:28:14 PM
Without sex... where would we be? lol
Posted by: lld | May 5, 2008 1:35:23 PM
If memory serves me right, I remember seeing bags of penis shaped pasta sold at Urban Outfitters. (It's been a while. I felt a bit old in there and thought the place's target clientele was mainly twenty-something hipsters.)
I think it's the (non) Milfs' job to keep her kids out of places she disagrees with, not dictate her morality for the rest of society.
Posted by: T Grum | May 5, 2008 3:13:12 PM
A visit from Principal Bukkake would loosen her up.
Posted by: Doug | May 5, 2008 5:08:16 PM
I could not get my brain around the headline.
Then I figured out her NAME was Milfs.
I knew an E. Estle once. It was E. Astle till his dad changed their name.
Posted by: Starman | May 5, 2008 6:45:47 PM
Men doing housework......now that's a turn on!!!!
Maybe I could get my kicks by fondling my new anatomically correct pornogami man! LMAO
Posted by: ttjack | May 5, 2008 8:59:08 PM
Does the S on the end of her name stand for silly?
Posted by: troschne | May 6, 2008 9:48:37 AM
"Urban Outfitters' corporate office ...said they are not sex books or pornography books, but that they are art books and their goals are to support artists,"
Oh shame on UO for wimping out so shamelessly.
Look, little outfitters, the correct answer should be:
"This is a capitlist country. We are TRYING to MAKE money. And commendably we are trying to do so legally by legally selling legal stuff. If, by the time your kid has a 32 inseam and you haven't whooped him into what you consider moral behavior, then take a seat at the back and wait for damnation."
Posted by: nellagain | May 6, 2008 10:14:05 AM
