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What happens when guys blast Mariah Carey from their cars
A man who allegedly threw a bottle at another motorist who called him a derogatory name for blaring Mariah Carey music while stopped for a red light was arrested on felony charges over the weekend. The guy (at left) missed the intended target and hit the female driver. (NaplesNews.com)
May 19, 2008 | Permalink
Comments
And you shouldn't call people dergogatory names for blasting Whitney either.
That could be Bobby Brown behind the wheel.
Posted by: Bill | May 19, 2008 9:12:48 AM
Whoah! AWESOME! Was this an episode of South Park?
Posted by: sometimesilie | May 19, 2008 9:12:49 AM
He bashes another guy for listening to Mariah but I'd bet he'd **ck her if he got the chance.
Posted by: Cherie | May 19, 2008 9:20:05 AM
What's worse, that he was arrested, or that he's been publicly identified as a Mariah Carey fan?
Posted by: elchampino | May 19, 2008 9:20:09 AM
I think it's safe to assume this perp is a homo. Isn't Mariah popular with the homosexual crowd? Plus, now that homosexuals can marry in California, there'll likely be Mariah music blaring from every corner. Still, it's nothing compared to the myth of lesbianism. There is no such animal as a lesbian...only women afraid of intimate contact with men. If so-called "lesbians" were truly not sexually attracted to men, why do they use phallic-shaped dildos to pleasure themselves in the vagina and anus? They still crave cock, but don't want to try and connect with a man.
Posted by: Dick Tater | May 19, 2008 9:26:08 AM
You seem to know a lot about the subject Dick Taster. That could only come from personal experience.
Posted by: ! | May 19, 2008 9:31:36 AM
WOW Dick can I buy some pot from you?
Posted by: BLAIRWITCH | May 19, 2008 9:34:57 AM
I thought lesbians were women impersonating men, impersonating women.
Good thing the bottle wasn't full of ignited alchohol.
They'd all be flamers.
Posted by: thomas | May 19, 2008 9:45:02 AM
BlairWitch, if anyone was ever in dire, dire need of a toke, it's DT. That and, apparently, attention. Also, cock.
Posted by: elchampino | May 19, 2008 9:46:04 AM
a felony? seriously? c'mon.
the one that started it doesn't get charged? c'mon.
the number one problem in the US is that punishing criminals has become a business and not a public service.
Posted by: buddy | May 19, 2008 9:50:50 AM
buddy;
that is exactly why the jails are bursting with occupants, and prison constuction is bigger than US Steel.
Posted by: thomas | May 19, 2008 9:59:42 AM
Now, hold on just a second - the article doesn't say WHICH Mariah Carey song was playing. This could have been justifiable.
Posted by: jilldini | May 19, 2008 10:01:09 AM
thats so gay....
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | May 19, 2008 10:01:31 AM
Nothing like a little road rage to liven things up.
Posted by: Phranqlin | May 19, 2008 10:02:01 AM
I wonder if the girl who got hit has nice naples.
So, when does Dick Taster move to Calif so he/she/it can marry his/her/itself?
Posted by: A.V. | May 19, 2008 10:02:10 AM
Sterilize them.
Posted by: Farmer Bob | May 19, 2008 10:03:23 AM
Damn Dick, you're so uptight, I bet you could shove a lump of coal up your anus and sh*t a diamond.
'WOW Dick can I buy some pot from you?' should be: 'Wow Dick, may I buy some pot FOR you??'
Posted by: CryMeAriver | May 19, 2008 10:42:28 AM
There. Now my comment is in the right post :o)
God I hate Mondays...
Posted by: CryMeAriver | May 19, 2008 10:42:59 AM
OK, I don't like it when people blare their choice of music so loud I can't hear anything in my own car either. I've not ever thrown anything at anyone, least of all a beer. I wouldn't waste a good beer like that, and may I ask why there are no charges about open container, transportation, or anything else alcohol related??
Dick, I'm sure the women you know are not really lesbians, they just tell you that so you'll stop sniffing around them.
Posted by: jojo | May 19, 2008 11:22:07 AM
lmfao@sniffing around them.
Oh Lord, what a visual :o)
Posted by: CryMeAriver | May 19, 2008 11:51:20 AM
These are crazy facts: Schrieber is a passenger, he exchanges profanities with passenger of black Honda, next red light Schrieber throws beer bottle, passenger of Honda ducks, bottle hits driver of Honda on R side of head.
Since the thrower was a passenger, he had to throw the bottle across his driver, into the window of the Honda, Greenman ducks, and the bottle hits the driver of the Honda. That's some good aim.
Jojo - I assume that there were no alcohol related charges because the bottle was empty (and not recently emptied)
Posted by: lawdog | May 19, 2008 11:56:57 AM
lawdog - "Arrest reports say Schreiber was a passenger in a silver Ford Mustang convertible"
Posted by: buddy | May 19, 2008 12:42:03 PM
Okay, that it a bit more realistic. However, I still wouldn't mind having him on my softball team.
Posted by: lawdog | May 19, 2008 1:14:55 PM
Maybe he should have invested in a McGuided Missle.
Posted by: random white guy | May 19, 2008 3:03:44 PM
One time we went cruising while blasting polka music. Nobody messed with us.
Posted by: Alan | May 20, 2008 6:50:44 AM
