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Woman attacks boyfriend after thinking he's in a porn movie
They were watching the movie together when she thought she spotted him on the screen. The guy told a 911 operator: "She almost shanked me and everything. She put the f-ing knife right under my throat." (KOB.com)
April 25, 2008 | Permalink
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uhhhh.....yeah, honey.....that's my reflection, the movie's over and I turned off the TV.
Posted by: JJ | Apr 25, 2008 7:03:37 AM
Who watches a porno movie at 10:30 in the morning?
Posted by: Jim | Apr 25, 2008 7:05:45 AM
What umm part did she recognise. From my limited experience (not being an owner or renter) penii do differ.
And I am now trying think whether I would stab an SO if I saw her or him in a porn movie.... Probably not, but significant LIVE demonstrations of talent had better damn well be on the schedule.
Posted by: nellagain | Apr 25, 2008 7:07:14 AM
"Está eso usted en ese porno?" "Si." "Necesito conseguir mi cuchillo."
Posted by: jilldini | Apr 25, 2008 7:07:41 AM
Jim, dirtbags with nothing better to do.
Posted by: jilldini | Apr 25, 2008 7:08:53 AM
Nothing like a crazy Albuquerque woman. She most likely will throw a large rock into his windshield now. They love breaking windshields in Albuquerque.
Jim, what is wrong with watching porn at 10:30 in the morning? People do have sex at all hours of the day and there is no set porn hour.
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Apr 25, 2008 7:21:28 AM
Es que su pene?
Posted by: Cherie | Apr 25, 2008 7:27:03 AM
Anyone else disturbed by the violent images on the right of the screen?...creepy.
Posted by: Cherie | Apr 25, 2008 7:31:32 AM
What is so disturbing about a movie trailer Cherie?
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Apr 25, 2008 7:37:59 AM
I start every day with some porn. It fights prostate cancer doncha know.
Posted by: SwarthyTroll | Apr 25, 2008 7:39:44 AM
Oh geez....more people butchering the Spanish language...
I agree with TAG, porn is a 24/7 thing. If 10:30 is too early, then you're either frigid or old (because 10:30 is nap time)
Posted by: Naga Please! | Apr 25, 2008 7:41:29 AM
She's got battery charges and isn't supposed to be around him...but there he is watching porn in the AM with her.
Her vagina must have the grip of an arm wrestler.
Posted by: Sean, Torrington CT | Apr 25, 2008 7:43:31 AM
Hey, I'm not anti-porn or anything. It just wouldn't fit in with my schedule - kids are around, etc. I know, everyone's different.
Posted by: Jim | Apr 25, 2008 7:45:19 AM
Really NP? There aren't too many ways to say "is that your penis" in spanish. It is what it is....
Posted by: Cherie | Apr 25, 2008 7:50:15 AM
thnk of all the chicks he going to land once they think he is a porn star.... he needs to drop that b!tch he has now. before she really gets stupid
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Apr 25, 2008 8:05:40 AM
OMG WHAT IS HER PROBLEM......MAYBE SHE IS NOT ON THE RECEIVING END OF HIS TALENTS
Posted by: ULTRA | Apr 25, 2008 8:13:39 AM
Talk about jumping to conclusions ... she should have asked for a hands-on demonstration to make sure it was the same guy.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Apr 25, 2008 8:48:13 AM
Cherie,
And you know this how?
Let's see how many ways there are to say "is that your penis?" in Spanish:
Es tu (su) pene?
Eso es tu (su) pene?
Es el pene tuyo (suyo)?
Eso es el pene tuyo (suyo)?
There's a few more ways, so yes, it is what it is: you butchering Spanish
But hey, you get props for trying. :o)
Posted by: Naga Please! | Apr 25, 2008 9:00:47 AM
First, I agree with TAG, nothing wrong with morning nookie!! Maybe they just had the day off and aren't really completely worthless unemployed porn star wanna bes.
Second, I wonder... why would him being in a porno be grounds to stab him? Did he do things on screen he won't do at home, or did she not get her share of the cash?
And finally,
“She already has battery charges against her. She's not even supposed to be around me," the victim said.
Yeah, can you say "booty call gone bad"?? I'm assuming she didn't break in and force him to watch porn with her and her baby! Or maybe they just didn't report the 911 call when he called to say she was breaking a restraining order...complete idiots!!
Posted by: jojo | Apr 25, 2008 9:18:33 AM
How about a little research, tv news department? Was he in the porno or wasn't he?
If he was not, she's simply a psycho.
If he was, she's still a psycho, but he's also an idiot.
Posted by: WellThen | Apr 25, 2008 9:26:45 AM
i know that there are legions of guys who would love to watch adult films with their lady friends! just without the assault with a deadly weapon!
Posted by: John Meeks | Apr 25, 2008 9:31:56 AM
This lady's got the crazies!
Posted by: Lou Ford Prefect | Apr 25, 2008 9:41:35 AM
Sterilization is called for.
Posted by: Farmer Bob | Apr 25, 2008 9:43:42 AM
Left the baby to chase her boyfriend after seeing someone in probably low-res porn that looked a bit like him?
Gah.
Posted by: WZ | Apr 25, 2008 10:02:33 AM
Did anyone video tape this? This screams to be taped & put on YouTube!
Posted by: Anna | Apr 25, 2008 10:21:54 AM
