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Cops: Woman had sex with teens and peddled drugs
The dry-cleaners employee is our featured mug-shot-of-day posting. (South Florida Sun-Sentinel)
March 20, 2008 | Permalink
Comments
Jerry Seinfeld? Or am I nuts?
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Mar 20, 2008 10:15:24 AM
No, SEMSC. Sadly, tragically, you're right. *shudder*
Posted by: LooseyGoosey | Mar 20, 2008 10:19:31 AM
YOW! , the hairline, the hair, the eyes., the nose and oddly what's visible of the neck..SEMSC You pegged it in one!
Did everyone catch the mug shot of Dawn Wells last week. She gave 'em her great big bright wall to wall smile.
Posted by: nellagain | Mar 20, 2008 10:19:36 AM
Come on G-Man...I am waiting for your comment...We both know what goes on out in Wellington
Posted by: jupiterjim | Mar 20, 2008 10:20:59 AM
I'm confused.
How did she have sex with peddled drugs?
Posted by: A.V. | Mar 20, 2008 10:26:26 AM
re: mugshot
those must have been some good drugs.
Posted by: boynamedsue | Mar 20, 2008 10:33:42 AM
Great laugh! Thanks Jim, I needed that after the week I've been having!!
Posted by: twerp | Mar 20, 2008 10:45:18 AM
Jerry Seinfeld, lol. How 'bout the old Darlene from Roseanne? For some reason the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw that mug was boy, I bet she's hairy.
//shudder//
Posted by: sometimesilie | Mar 20, 2008 10:50:20 AM
...and that's a handsome little dog up there in the right hand corner. Whose a good boy? who is?
Posted by: sometimesilie | Mar 20, 2008 10:51:14 AM
SEMSC,
Bingo. You nailed it.
Posted by: kevy | Mar 20, 2008 11:04:50 AM
I am. I'm a good boy.
This is further proof why white women should never use Jheri-curl.
Posted by: Dan | Mar 20, 2008 11:21:05 AM
shit.. im confused.. why are they arresting the dog in the left hand corner?
Posted by: chris n cali | Mar 20, 2008 11:29:40 AM
The dog is being arrested for being "Better Lookin'" than the, lady/guy,it, in the news article!
Posted by: ol'dog | Mar 20, 2008 11:42:26 AM
FACE IT ...SEX WILL SELL ANYTHING TO ANYONE.
Posted by: ULTRA | Mar 20, 2008 12:07:20 PM
Jerry Seinfeld, lol. How 'bout the old Darlene from Roseanne? For some reason the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw that mug was boy, I bet she's hairy.
//shudder//
You that girl Darlene is actually in real life Melissa Gilbert's kid sister.
Posted by: Ted | Mar 20, 2008 12:25:21 PM
Wow, she resembles a teenage boy. I would've never guessed her for 31 and I'm not sure I would've known at first glance she was a SHE either.
Posted by: Cherie | Mar 20, 2008 1:38:54 PM
Has it always been this easy to get teenage 'tang? Does Jim just do an excellent job of bringing it to out attention? I could barely get it as a teenager, and now all these women (I'm closing my eyes to the mugshot - this is historical fantasy land here) are giving drugs and sex to teenage boys. Damn, I missed out.
Posted by: steveO | Mar 20, 2008 1:58:01 PM
I dunno about your experiences, Cheri, but back in MY high school days, a boy wouldn't have been caught dead in that shade of lipstick.
And I see that the CAPS LOCK KEY is still stuck on ULTRA'S KEYBOARD.
Posted by: msgelter | Mar 20, 2008 6:30:52 PM
Yes, Ultra, PLEASE STOP SCREAMING...you are scaring me!
Hey, at least it's not a teacher this time.
Posted by: pawprints | Mar 21, 2008 2:44:22 AM
"A 31-year-old woman was arrested Wednesday for allegedly having sex with a teenager, and detectives believe there may be other victims."
Ordinarily I wouldn't say someone having sex with a teenager renders that teenager a victim. But in this case, I dunno. I can see why she might have to drug them up before they'd have sex with her.
To be fair, though, if it weren't for the lazy eye and the monstrously big ears, she wouldn't be all that bad. Also, since she's not the best looking woman, she probably tries harder, y'know? Reminds me of a line from a Jim Carroll Band song, "...Though they do get good drugs, and they do give good head."
Posted by: Dave | Mar 21, 2008 4:46:52 AM
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To be fair, though, if it weren't for the lazy eye and the monstrously big ears, she wouldn't be all that bad.
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No, she'd be Jerry Seinfeld.
And maybe its just me again, but I see a 5 o'clock 'stache shadow.
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Mar 21, 2008 6:28:30 AM
What's the deal with dry cleaning? If it's dry, how can it clean?
Posted by: jbrecken | Mar 21, 2008 9:41:43 AM
