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Man convinced girl he was part werewolf, part vampire
Kristian Allen Carl, 19, who is accused of having sex with an underage girl "convinced himself he was a hybrid -- a combination werewolf and vampire," says a cop. "He had convinced the girl he was, too." To prove to police he was indeed a genuine vampire/werewolf, Carl "showed me his canine teeth," adds the officer. "I let him know that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth." (Allentown, Penn. Morning Call)
February 11, 2008 | Permalink
Comments
So that's the line they're using to pick up jail bait these days!
I'd describe him more as half moron/half brain dead.
Posted by: Swangirl | Feb 11, 2008 5:51:52 AM
Hey, that's better than the guy I knew years ago down south who picked up underage girls by telling them he was a "genuine Cherokee shaman" and inviting them to his sweat lodge.
Naturally with the southern accent he pronounced "shaman" as "sho-man", which was remarkably telling, IMHO...
Posted by: LooseyGoosey | Feb 11, 2008 5:58:01 AM
As I'm reading this article, the song "Freaks come out at night" pops into my head. Now that song is going to be driving me nuts all day. Hybrid? You betcha. Part moron, part village idiot.
Posted by: Soo | Feb 11, 2008 6:13:54 AM
eh... they were both teens, he's obviously not all there mentally, she's less than a year from being legal, and it was consensual.
Don't charge him with any crimes, but sterilize both of them before they create any new people as worthless as they are.
Posted by: zombie00x | Feb 11, 2008 6:16:17 AM
This one positively BEGS for a mug shot! I wonder how he would have reacted had the cop shoved a silver tipped stake through his heart?
Posted by: sometimesilie | Feb 11, 2008 6:27:32 AM
WHERE is the freakin picture. I HAVE to see what this guy looked like!
Sometimesilie...everyone knows its just an old wives tale ...those stakes through the heart don't really kill vampires...sheesh, where ya been? Didn't you read the Anne Rice novels?
Posted by: Cherie | Feb 11, 2008 7:15:42 AM
oh geez come on guys, who HASN'T used the "i'm a vampire" line on a chick? hehehe
seriously though, the thing that bothers me is this dude is 19 and will be ruined for life on this.
on the other hand, vampires are immortal so this will all blow over in a few lifetimes
Posted by: Naga Please! | Feb 11, 2008 8:18:07 AM
He would be in trouble if she was part silver bullet and part wooden stake.
Posted by: Sigh | Feb 11, 2008 8:43:52 AM
I am part psychic....and can see a rubber room in this kids future.
Posted by: jj | Feb 11, 2008 8:50:03 AM
Soo, thanks for the trip down memory lane. that song was big when I was in my first year of college, good times, good times.....
Posted by: Cherie | Feb 11, 2008 8:57:56 AM
I am from pennsylvania, there seems to be a growing number of these "hybrids" causing problems in our communities. i dont even own a dog and i awake every morning to find on has gone to the bathroom in my front lawn. well since he was arrested, maybe it wont happen anymore. because i think he was the one doing it. my hats off to the werewolf hunters disguised as police who hauled him in. good job!! someone ought to tell this girl that sleeping with animals is illegal in this state. please move down south where that kind of behavior is not a crime.
Posted by: ASM | Feb 11, 2008 10:20:21 AM
Hey now Pennsylvania is just as backwoods as the deep south... Besides we have plenty of relatives more than willing.
Posted by: micedwhale | Feb 11, 2008 10:34:21 AM
LOL I didnt say it didnt happened here i just said it was illegal.
Posted by: ASM | Feb 11, 2008 10:46:23 AM
While there is never any excuse for an adult male to prey on underage girls, the girls could possibly help their own cause by not being utter f*cking morons.
Posted by: Me | Feb 11, 2008 11:12:01 AM
"please move down south where that kind of behavior is not a crime."
Excuse me? Just proves another one of yooze gise went to the Jerry Springer Institute Of Yankee Education.
Posted by: Yall | Feb 11, 2008 11:20:54 AM
Half vampire, half werewolf, and total idiot.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Feb 11, 2008 11:30:12 AM
> Hey now Pennsylvania is just as backwoods as the deep south...
They don't call it Pensyltucky for nothin'.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Feb 11, 2008 11:42:29 AM
My ex is from PA. He was part idiot, part gorilla. Maybe it's something in the water?
Posted by: Soo | Feb 11, 2008 1:31:41 PM
Is anyone as creeped out as I am that HE'S FREE ON BAIL?
Posted by: random white guy | Feb 11, 2008 2:05:06 PM
"Is anyone as creeped out as I am that HE'S FREE ON BAIL?"
Not unless there's a full moon soon...
Posted by: sometimesilie | Feb 11, 2008 2:08:16 PM
Funny how city folks are running toward the backwoods these days to get away from the big city. Most country folks that think they want the city life "walk" to the city and "run" back. Course it's what one likes is all that matters. Just don't try to make the city into the country or the country into the city.
Posted by: Yall | Feb 11, 2008 2:20:16 PM
BFD, I'm part chupacabra and part sasquatch. Every week I have a back shaving party along with fresh goats milk. Anyone wanna come by on Saturday?
Posted by: Yucca | Feb 11, 2008 2:26:47 PM
Funny how the country hicks think they know so much even though they haven't been out of the county.
Posted by: Hank | Feb 11, 2008 2:57:03 PM
It certainly does seem as though IQs drop with the lattitude.
Posted by: yoozegise | Feb 11, 2008 3:12:40 PM
Hmm. Since when do all mammals have canines?
Posted by: BoT | Feb 11, 2008 4:22:15 PM
