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Teens in trouble after tossing feces, hitting pregnant woman
Two 17-year-olds have been charged with misdemeanors for their role in lobbing a bag of feces into a Walgreens store, splattering a pregnant woman. Some of it got into her mouth and now the woman must continue to undergo tests for six months to make sure she and her baby didn't catch any disease. (St. Louis Post-Dispatch)
January 9, 2008 | Permalink
Comments
Maybe I'm odd, but I had better things to do at 17 than drive around with a bag of my own feces...
Posted by: Mark | Jan 9, 2008 7:33:17 AM
Well, Mark, there was the odd flaming bag o' poo on the principal's doorstep happening when I was that age, but it was dog or cow poo. And certainly not done by me, it was always the football team.
Posted by: LooseyGoosey | Jan 9, 2008 7:47:08 AM
Indeed, Mark. I have done some monumentally stupid, and in some cases, cruel, stuff in my youth. But reading stories like this makes me feel like maybe I wasn't so bad afterall - though calling this a low bar would be an understatment.
"Relax Ma, it's not like I pelted a pregnant stranger in the mouth with my own fecal matter!"
Their parents must be so proud.
Posted by: elchampino | Jan 9, 2008 7:51:15 AM
So can they do a DNA test on the poo to prove it was THEIR poo?
Posted by: Sean, Torrington CT | Jan 9, 2008 7:54:24 AM
A prank is one thing. But that shit's just assinine.
Posted by: Dave | Jan 9, 2008 7:54:25 AM
yes dave, it is very shitty. har har har.
Posted by: buddy | Jan 9, 2008 8:05:01 AM
They should be used as bait to troll for sharks.
Posted by: Yall | Jan 9, 2008 8:13:00 AM
Jeez, teens nowadays can't have a little fun without everyone getting on them about it...
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Jan 9, 2008 8:22:47 AM
I hear Beavis and Butthead laughter in the background....
Posted by: sometimesilie | Jan 9, 2008 8:24:00 AM
Now the article said he "provided the feces" does that mean it was his feces or did he gather up dog poop from his yard?
This is just f*cking gross!
Posted by: Cherie | Jan 9, 2008 8:24:00 AM
They're bored, they have nothing to do -- put them to work picking up all the dog crap in town with their hands.
Posted by: Mook | Jan 9, 2008 8:28:11 AM
Violence is Yall's answer to everything. What a Neanderthal.
Posted by: fb | Jan 9, 2008 8:42:59 AM
"They should be used as bait to troll for sharks."
I think the kids involved were friends. But were they chums?
Posted by: Dave | Jan 9, 2008 9:39:59 AM
Bet she had a couple of shitty things to say about it.
Posted by: Dick C. Normas | Jan 9, 2008 9:47:43 AM
Two more examples of liberal parents who can't say "no" to their children and believe good parenting is allowing their children to watch programming like "Jackass" and play video games all day. Here's hoping the woman sues both families and wins.
Posted by: Dick Tater | Jan 9, 2008 10:15:52 AM
Best thing to do to these turds would be to put them on a 24 hour watch.....don't let them sh*t for 3 weeks, and tell them....anything that comes out is goin back in one way or another.
Posted by: jimmyjohn | Jan 9, 2008 10:20:47 AM
Chum! LOL Good one Dave.
Violence is Yall's answer to everything. What a Neanderthal.
Posted by: fb | Jan 9, 2008 8:42:59 AM
You have this fear thing about cavemen huh! Are you scared of clowns too? And I'm only for violence when it is needed.
Posted by: Yall | Jan 9, 2008 10:38:46 AM
Six Teenage Boys were in a MiniVan on a Friday.....
Throw in a bottle of booze and and 1/4 ounce of highly questionable weed cut with crabgrass and you could probably clear the Sunni triangle.
Posted by: NellAgain | Jan 9, 2008 10:43:30 AM
Oh my god. I agree with Dick Tater.
I have to go lie down for a while. The room is spinning!
Posted by: Soo | Jan 9, 2008 11:24:58 AM
You could get Sood for agreeing with dickless tater.
Posted by: A.V. | Jan 9, 2008 11:31:39 AM
What? I thought monkeys were the ones who flung poo.
Wow,to have to go through life as " the kids who flung poop at people in a store".
And with information being so readily available on the internet, good luck with future employers not getting that tidbit of information in their background checks.
Posted by: elaine | Jan 9, 2008 11:42:50 AM
SOO! This is an emergency! Don't just lie down, have someone call 911. You may have rabies or Gnats or something.
Posted by: NellAgain | Jan 9, 2008 11:49:10 AM
Funny, I thought their parents would be conservatards. Flinging feces just seems like something that a moronic little Republican asshat would do.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Jan 9, 2008 11:59:22 AM
Where's Jane Hambleton when we need her?
Posted by: Jack | Jan 9, 2008 12:15:09 PM
Yall, I have no fear of anything, unlike you, who fears he won't get the last word in. LMAO.
Posted by: fb | Jan 9, 2008 12:26:56 PM
