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Man, 28, dies after marathon lap dance session at strip club
The man's lap dances lasted more than two hours. Quite intoxicated, he eventually passed out at the club, and was discovered dead an hour later. (St. Petersburg Times)
> Another strip club story: "This is a case of girls gone way too wild"
December 27, 2007 | Permalink
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Death by lap dance. Nice.
Posted by: BallstotheWall | Dec 27, 2007 6:38:44 AM
I don't get strip clubs. Can't touch, and the only people there to talk to are a bunch of guys. I don't see how having the biggest boner of my life + talking to a bunch of guys = a great time.
And lap dances -- is there a special kind of Depends for that?
Posted by: Brian | Dec 27, 2007 6:41:29 AM
The question is... Did he at least get a happy ending?
Posted by: Squirrel Man | Dec 27, 2007 6:56:06 AM
It just goes to show you can have too much of a good thing! lol Too bad he wasn't smart enough to know his limits.
Posted by: Bill | Dec 27, 2007 7:18:15 AM
My initial thought was, "Well at least he died happy." But then I wondered if maybe he didn't die of sexual frustration. Like Brian said, you can look but you can't touch. So what do you do once you get all worked up? And to subject yourself to lap dance after lap dance after lap dance, with no opportunity for release...well, you're just asking for trouble.
Posted by: Dave | Dec 27, 2007 7:20:51 AM
THAT IS A NICE WAY TO GO! BE BETTER IF IT WAS IN BED WITH THEM THOUGH HA
Posted by: ROB | Dec 27, 2007 7:29:22 AM
"It's not very often," Tobin said, "that we have somebody go in the Brass Flamingo and wind up deceased."
But they often get a glimpse of Heaven...
Posted by: Swangirl | Dec 27, 2007 7:32:23 AM
Did anyone else notice that "Molly Moorhead" wrote the story? lol.
Posted by: Nick | Dec 27, 2007 7:36:12 AM
Wonder if they were able to get a Funeral Director adept at wiping smiles off of deceased guys' faces??
Posted by: JimmyVa | Dec 27, 2007 7:40:53 AM
The private session lasted more than two hours.
Shoot, he was barely halfway to priapism when he tapped out.
Posted by: ugboss | Dec 27, 2007 8:07:27 AM
I wouldn't mind going that way, except I'd like to be 99 when I go, not 28.
Posted by: G-Man | Dec 27, 2007 8:46:14 AM
"Did anyone else notice that "Molly Moorhead" wrote the story? lol."
HAHA! If only she'd been there at the sessions. Then maybe this poor fellow wouldn't be dead.
Posted by: Dave | Dec 27, 2007 9:06:37 AM
"It's not very often," Tobin said, "that we have somebody go in the Brass Flamingo and wind up deceased."
Um, how often is it?
Posted by: Bob Loblaw | Dec 27, 2007 9:43:34 AM
Lots of dancers let you touch them when giving a lap dance, especially if you're a regular or decent tipper. I've had them literally take my hands and place them over their breasts. Strip clubs are one of the few places men can still be men. I've also taken dates to strip clubs.
Posted by: Dick Tater | Dec 27, 2007 10:14:59 AM
"CODE BLUE!!
CODE BLUEE!!
We have a stiffe, er, a stif in the Champagne room."
Posted by: A.V. | Dec 27, 2007 10:46:34 AM
I'll never understand how some guys can enjoy feeling skin crawl beneath their fingers. It's very sad for those who do. It's totally creepy for the poor strippers stuck in sleezy dives.
But the good thing about not getting off is the possibility of sublimating sexual energy. That's how guys can experience how great orgasms feel to women.
Posted by: amanda natraj | Dec 27, 2007 11:53:00 AM
Was this a sleezy dive or one of those nicer establishments? At least he didn't die like Elvis.
How'd you like to be his wife...getting that call.
Death by T & A
Posted by: Cherie | Dec 27, 2007 12:37:40 PM
Damn. I need to learn to dance like that.
Posted by: oddjobberette | Dec 27, 2007 12:39:51 PM
Brian,
It depends on the state, the city, the club, and the dancer but I've been to several clubs where you can touch the dancer. And they can certainly touch you in a private dance.
Also, I never talk to the other patrons. I talk to the dancers; that's half the reason I go.
In any case, it seems like a pretty decent way to go all things considered.
Posted by: Al | Dec 27, 2007 3:18:41 PM
Also, I hope that dancer got paid before he croaked. A two hour dance session will run you about $1200.
Posted by: Al | Dec 27, 2007 3:20:26 PM
This is why I have a few "ground rules" with Mister, 'cause I know if he got a lap dance (esp one that was 2 hours long) he'd either die there and I'd have to explain it to his mama, or he'd die at home soon after I got the credit card bill.
Posted by: Soo | Dec 27, 2007 6:09:09 PM
sweet... another feel good story...
Posted by: chris in cali | Dec 28, 2007 8:20:43 AM
My 1st boyfriend always claimed blue b@lls could kill you. I guess he was right....
Posted by: 5fto'fury | Dec 29, 2007 11:24:14 PM
I'm guessing his heart stopped when he got the bill.
Posted by: Ace | Jan 2, 2008 4:06:34 AM
