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Man in swim trunks hits two with bike in motel hallway
This is probably the most excitement there's ever been at the Rochester, Minn. Best Western Hotel. (Rochester Post-Bulletin)
November 27, 2007 | Permalink
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Ok, I can't screw up this comment.
LMAO!!!!
To bad he wasn't naked on the bicycle.
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Nov 27, 2007 5:36:09 AM
Bet that bicycle seat was cold. Almost a feel good story.
Posted by: thomas | Nov 27, 2007 6:03:22 AM
Probably the best headline of the day. What more is there to say than "Man in swim trunks hits two with bike in motel hallway" LMAO!
Posted by: sometimesilie | Nov 27, 2007 6:15:51 AM
The article said he would be charged with Burglary. Why burglary? Indecent exposure maybe...assault with a bicycle maybe...but burglary?
Posted by: Cherie | Nov 27, 2007 6:18:20 AM
First he went in the showers and flashed
To a woman in there, and then dashed
Through the halls on two wheels.
Now he knows how jail feels,
Because into two people he crashed.
Posted by: KC | Nov 27, 2007 6:42:00 AM
If there were locks on the doors to the pool, the hallway, etc., it would be burglary.
Posted by: tiacheryl | Nov 27, 2007 6:42:06 AM
Cherie: What if it wasn't his bike?
Posted by: arthurtwoshedsjackson | Nov 27, 2007 6:42:24 AM
well, since the article was lacking solid info we can only speculate that either the swim trunks or the bike was not his...
Posted by: Cherie | Nov 27, 2007 7:03:06 AM
The article doesn't say whether he was registered at the BW, or if the female guest was showering at the pool locker room or in her own guest room...also little typo: "Michican."
Posted by: Sheila | Nov 27, 2007 7:06:06 AM
Good catch Sheila...but the appropriate type o would've been: Michican't LOL
Posted by: Cherie | Nov 27, 2007 7:11:34 AM
I've seen a lot of things going on in hotels/motels across the US and in Europe during my traveling days, but I've never seen a man in swim trunks trying to maneuver a bicycle through a hallway.
I feel as though perhaps I haven't "lived" quite enough yet.
Posted by: Soo | Nov 27, 2007 8:30:06 AM
let's see, i've ridden my bike naked through downtown (twice) and i've ridden my bike down the hallway of a motel, but i've never combined the two. which, judging by what happened to this guy, is something i should avoid.
Posted by: natallica | Nov 27, 2007 9:29:36 AM
First thing I saw was that it's 17 degrees in Rochester today. OUCH! I hope it was an indoor pool.
Second thing I loved was: "She saw a naked man."
It was so shocking it deserved its own sentence.
Posted by: Swangirl | Nov 27, 2007 11:01:09 AM
I have rode a bike nakey. I nearly neutered myself. No more shall I pedal without propper attire.
Does anyone know where Farmer Bob went? And Why?
Posted by: yucca | Nov 27, 2007 5:39:32 PM
Wondering the same Yucca, about FB for quite a while. I wrote, and I think Lylly did too. No response. Same goes for Dick Tater, though if properly prodded seems to put out. I used to think they might be related, maybe twins separated at birth, or by a love interest as teens. Clearly a somebody never got over something scenario, or a clever charade.
Skyclad skiing??
Posted by: thomas | Nov 27, 2007 6:07:52 PM
"Skyclad skiing?? "
Posted by: thomas | Nov 27, 2007 6:07:52 PM
I have done that too,once. Ice burns on my bum is not something that I wanna do again. Plus it was cold and yall know what cold weather does to the junk. I keep it all nicely packaged and warm.
Posted by: yucca | Nov 27, 2007 6:23:48 PM
