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Hubby says nothing to wife about his $600,000 lottery win
The guy disconnected the phone and didn't turn on the TV to keep his wife from learning of his winnings. She's now suing for her share of the jackpot. (Miami Herald)
November 19, 2007 | Permalink
Comments
he earned money and spent his money on the ticket. she should shut up.
Posted by: buddy | Nov 19, 2007 8:13:29 AM
Ram D Ass
Now that is one funny last name.
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Nov 19, 2007 8:15:50 AM
Yeah, the story is funny, but the name is even funnier. If he ends up in prison big guys named Bubba will be saying his name a lot.
Posted by: G-Man | Nov 19, 2007 9:02:12 AM
If it'd been me, I wouldn't have had a chance to sue for my half. I'd be in prison for killing the asscan for keeping it from me.
I hope she wins and wins big.
Posted by: pnwgal | Nov 19, 2007 9:02:55 AM
Now he's screwed...if he killed her, she'd be just another dead black woman and the police wouldn't even bother looking for him!
Posted by: Sean, Torrington CT | Nov 19, 2007 9:07:51 AM
"Start packing, honey I just won the lottery" said the man
"What should I pack, my summer clothes or my winter clothes?" replied his wife
"Pack it all, I want your ass outta here in 20 minutes"
rimshot
Posted by: Bill | Nov 19, 2007 9:53:41 AM
He should just fork some of it over. He would expect her to stick with him if something bad had happened, why he would think it's fine for him to take off when something good happens is just stupid. He probably could have bought her off with a car if he had thought about it reasonably instead of just being a schmuck.
Posted by: hetepheres | Nov 19, 2007 9:54:08 AM
Why is this woman entitled to any of the winnings? Was her money used to purchase the ticket? No. Did she pick the winning numbers? No. More than likely, she spends the day in her bathrobe, stuffing her face and watching Oprah. She deserves nothing, especially sympathy.
Posted by: Dick Tater | Nov 19, 2007 10:24:14 AM
"fired up her computer and Googled ``Ramdass and lotto.''"
It's probably a good thing she added the "and lotto" part to her google search for "ramdass."
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Cipher | Nov 19, 2007 10:33:28 AM
No matter the outcome, cash won't go far in buying class for this couple.
Posted by: thomas | Nov 19, 2007 10:34:33 AM
Phallic tubers have no respect for the economics of the marriage vow. Society would be better served if the tuber was snipped and burned in a fire pit.
Posted by: | Nov 19, 2007 10:37:11 AM
Now he's screwed...if he killed her, she'd be just another dead black woman and the police wouldn't even bother looking for him!
Posted by: Sean, Torrington CT | Nov 19, 2007 9:07:51 AM
Ah cry me a river! Your dumbass yankee Jerry Springer attitude will get you just where you are....no damn where!
Posted by: Yall | Nov 19, 2007 10:50:37 AM
After the scumbag ambulance chasers steal what they ALWAYS steal, they'll both be walking around with a ramdass.
Hmmm, a ramdass is what teeny tater likes, isn't it?
Posted by: Amer Veteran | Nov 19, 2007 10:53:38 AM
Once again, Yall reveals to us the wonderful mindset of the low-IQ, uneducated cracker.
Posted by: | Nov 19, 2007 10:55:13 AM
[Insert obvious and obnoxious statement here for no reason beyond vying for attention.] Haha, PWNED!
Posted by: Somebody | Nov 19, 2007 11:25:00 AM
I would like to apologize for being such an asshole.
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Nov 19, 2007 11:46:20 AM
Once again, Yall reveals to us the wonderful mindset of the low-IQ, uneducated cracker.
Posted by: | Nov 19, 2007 10:55:13 AM
Did a good ol' boy steal your girl? Oh that couldn't have happened, you date other men. Let's see, did a good ol' boy walk by and scare your panties wearing punk ass so bad that you pissed down both legs in fear?
You're a lower class of dumb ass city slicker than I usually get to poke fun at. I ain't had so much fun since the hogs ate my little brother! Bring it on slime wad!
Posted by: Yall | Nov 19, 2007 11:50:16 AM
Ooooh! PWNED! Amazing comeback!
Posted by: Somebody | Nov 19, 2007 11:51:44 AM
If you think that's a comeback, you're dumber than a cracker. Yall's probably never even been to a city. Wears confederate flag panties. Crotchless, too I bet so his bunkmate can get in easy.
Posted by: | Nov 19, 2007 1:58:43 PM
Ooooh! Double PWNED! You're in the lead now!
Posted by: Somebody | Nov 19, 2007 2:06:09 PM
what an a$$hole!
Posted by: Polly | Nov 19, 2007 2:17:49 PM
"""I would like to apologize for being such an asshole"""
Not posted by me but nice to see I have another fan. I would never say sorry or apologize for being an asshole. I'm proud that I am one.
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Nov 19, 2007 2:25:34 PM
Those who take pride in calling themselves assholes deserve to be deposited into an outhouse tank so they maybe can come out smelling a little better than they did going in.
Posted by: | Nov 19, 2007 2:42:39 PM
The only fans of the asshole guy are the ones flapping in an effort to get the stink away.
Posted by: | Nov 19, 2007 2:43:33 PM
If you think that's a comeback, you're dumber than a cracker. Yall's probably never even been to a city. Wears confederate flag panties. Crotchless, too I bet so his bunkmate can get in easy.
Posted by: | Nov 19, 2007 1:58:43 PM
The fiest dog syndrome strikes again! Ankle biting bottom feeders like you think being the big dog on the porch is having a two room apartment in the city with bigger rats than your neighbor has. Except for your male friend, the closest you have ever been to riding anything but a taxi was the time Mooch, Michael and the rest of your classmates at the Catholic School Of Pressing Priest caught Father Biggun and you in the confession booth. Yep, my poor ol' country life just pales in comparison to your "fasistacated city dwellers".....Thank goodness.
Posted by: Yall | Nov 19, 2007 3:09:39 PM
