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Here's today's Taser-related story (it's from Wisconsin)
A middle school officer pulled out his Taser and accidentally zapped the school janitor. (Green Bay Press-Gazette)
November 14, 2007 | Permalink
Comments
Given remedial training? What, he was sent to an elementary school? Shocking that you need a taser for middle school students.
Posted by: Anon, Anon | Nov 14, 2007 1:05:32 PM
why not get it out of the way and just go ahead and taser everybody? I say we build a gigantic taser that blocks out the sun and zap everyone, starting with children and the elderly.
Posted by: sometimesilie | Nov 14, 2007 1:10:23 PM
A taser in a middle-school, eh? Too bad he didn't accidentally zap one of the kids, that would put an end to such silliness.
Oh yes, I forgot, he needs the taser to defend students from intruders or something.
Posted by: Sean, Torrington CT | Nov 14, 2007 1:10:59 PM
“inadvertently and unintentionally discharged” the Taser..
Hmm, any Taser fanatics out there? How easy is it to discharge it accidently?
Posted by: NellAgain | Nov 14, 2007 1:12:39 PM
" How easy is it to discharge it accidently? "
Just as easy as a sidearm.
Would tasering middle school students be an acceptable form of "spanking?" Could we call that form of corporal punishment "spasering?"
Posted by: yucca | Nov 14, 2007 1:44:59 PM
Pardon me for repeating myself, but...
Bwahahahahahahaha ha!
Posted by: Soo | Nov 14, 2007 1:53:26 PM
I've never come close to an accidental discharge of a sidearm, and have carried many. Sounds to me like someone was showing off to an admirer of gadgetry and had a premature taseration.
Posted by: thomas | Nov 14, 2007 2:01:09 PM
Premature taseration? I'll bet before too long there'll be a pill to fix that.
Posted by: Soo | Nov 14, 2007 2:03:24 PM
I'm sure the Custodial Facilitator doesn't get paid enough to put up with that shit.
Posted by: Cherie | Nov 14, 2007 2:13:22 PM
Another stupid pig makes the news.
Posted by: | Nov 14, 2007 2:30:04 PM
I think that we should start tasing zoo animals when they don't move at the zoo. Don't they know people don't come to gawk at animals who are just standing there?
Also: people who don't move fast enough. If you're in my way, I will tase you. Dog doesn't listen? Tase him. Grandmother get you socks for your birthday again. Tase her. Tired of standing in line? Wait your turn-er-tase 'em!
Tase 'em all and let God sort 'em out, man.
tasetasetasetasetasebggbhrebfabjkh/ksghdkhaSDAGfgbhh!!!
Posted by: sometimesilie | Nov 14, 2007 2:37:18 PM
to paraphrase Homer Simpson, "When I'm holding a taser I feel so powerful...kind of like God must feel like when he's holding a taser!
Posted by: sometimesilie | Nov 14, 2007 2:38:25 PM
Thank you, sometimesilie for the best laugh I've had all day!
Posted by: pnwgal | Nov 14, 2007 3:18:21 PM
Taze! You're it!
Posted by: chucky | Nov 14, 2007 8:06:51 PM
Sounds like someone for got to take their meds today *cough*sometimesilie*cough*.
Posted by: m | Nov 14, 2007 10:56:45 PM
Simply shocking
Posted by: Dick C. Normas | Nov 15, 2007 4:43:23 AM
maybe the janitor caught the administrator going through the private personnel files in the school basement and the janitor wanted $50 to forget he saw him there.
Posted by: jimmyjohn | Nov 15, 2007 6:55:25 AM
Hey, at least there was a 99.7% chance of the janitor walking away without a serious injury. What else can say that, besides the rabid attack laywer that the janitor is going to sic after th officer and the district.
Posted by: Random White Guy | Nov 15, 2007 7:30:10 AM
Sometimesilie - right on! I think there should be a rule that we can taze 5 people a month.
Posted by: Cracker Crumbs | Nov 15, 2007 7:52:20 AM
Thank you, sometimesilie for the best laugh I've had all day!
Posted by: pnwgal | Nov 14, 2007 3:18:21 PM
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Can I put that on my resume?
Posted by: sometimesilie | Nov 15, 2007 11:12:06 AM
