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Eight cows flee after their truck pulls into a McDonald's

They saw their future as a Big Mac, perhaps? (Associated Press)

November 13, 2007 | Permalink

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For those that eat on the hoof.

Posted by: yucca | Nov 13, 2007 3:50:29 PM

Udderly ridiculous.

Posted by: Dave | Nov 13, 2007 4:10:19 PM

You surprised at loose cattle? Oh, please!
Any cow with intelligence flees
When the gate on the truck
Opens up -- what good luck!
We ain't hangin' 'round Mickey D's!

Posted by: KC | Nov 13, 2007 4:33:16 PM

They had been told they were going to Chick-Filet.

Posted by: Sheila | Nov 13, 2007 4:47:40 PM

If my truck had pulled up to McDs, I'd flee as well!

Posted by: Soo | Nov 13, 2007 4:48:50 PM

I wonder who had the fun of chasing them down?

Posted by: m | Nov 13, 2007 6:26:17 PM

I would have paid to see that.

Posted by: KDP | Nov 14, 2007 6:24:29 AM

Sometimes reality is funnier than fiction. Eight cows got out of the truck, only 7 where found.....and today's special at McD's is "the freshest hamburgers you'll ever eat".

Posted by: jimmyjohn | Nov 14, 2007 6:27:55 AM

Somebody order their big mac "RARE"

Posted by: Rusty Shackelford | Nov 14, 2007 8:08:57 AM

"Maybe they were going to...hop in the freezer, save the middleman."

"They didn't like their future."

"I thought my eyes were lying."

Too funny!

Posted by: Cracker Crumbs | Nov 14, 2007 11:15:04 AM

What the story DOESN'T tell is how the cows got out of the truck to begin with - picked the lock with their hooves? Kick the door down? Or, did somebody LET them out?

Ah the questions that come to you when you've hand minimal sleep for 2 weeks.

Posted by: rusty | Nov 14, 2007 9:34:15 PM

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