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Animal shelter volunteer arrested for hanky-panky with dog
A shelter employee saw the partially naked man behind the building engaging in what appeared to be sexual contact with a dog. The DA is on the case. (CBS4 Denver | Daily Camera)
September 28, 2007 | Permalink
Comments
" A volunteer at Denver's Municipal Animal Shelter"
Good f%$#@ing thing he didn't volunteer at a daycare.
Posted by: Dick C. Normas | Sep 28, 2007 7:16:12 AM
Son of a bitch.
Posted by: G-Man | Sep 28, 2007 7:27:08 AM
Can we put him down
Posted by: Nick | Sep 28, 2007 7:31:17 AM
Notice how its always seems to be GUYS doing this. Maybe we should just lock them all up. The hell with prior restraint.
Posted by: NellAgain | Sep 28, 2007 7:35:46 AM
that boy ain't right
Posted by: elchampino | Sep 28, 2007 7:54:40 AM
Well, here we go again........"yeah baby, bark like a dog...thats it....yeah....who's your master?...WHO'S YOUR MASTER?????......Coooooooooooooooooooooookiecrisp.
Posted by: jimmyjohn | Sep 28, 2007 8:01:59 AM
Just doing the job Americans won't do.
Posted by: PMN | Sep 28, 2007 8:07:50 AM
Is banging dogs going to surpass masturbation as the solace for lonely, desperate guys everywhere?
This is just....sad. And NASTY.
Posted by: pnwgal | Sep 28, 2007 8:10:27 AM
No, Jim, you misunderstood...an unusual or obscure news story is called a man BITES dog story.
Posted by: Me | Sep 28, 2007 8:28:08 AM
and he's Mexican too... /sigh He sure is reinforcing the stereotype LOL
Posted by: Naga Please! | Sep 28, 2007 8:57:54 AM
Not again!!!
http://www.mysanantonio.com/salife/pets/stories/MYSA092507.dog.e-n.10ca0e753.html
Posted by: tiacheryl | Sep 28, 2007 9:13:42 AM
Did anyone ask the dog if it was consensual?
(ewww)
Posted by: Jax | Sep 28, 2007 9:43:01 AM
Just be glad there's no danger of conception. At least I think not. . . .
Posted by: Chantilly Rose | Sep 28, 2007 10:11:43 AM
It's fine for the shelter to kill a dog that nobody wants, but you're not allowed to have sex with one!
So funny.
Posted by: Sean, Torrington CT | Sep 28, 2007 10:50:23 AM
Dan Savage just published a column on people writing in with fake letters about bestiality. I wonder what he would think of this?
Posted by: Jennifer | Sep 28, 2007 11:56:53 AM
Jennifer, a fellow Savage Love reader! Great column. I never miss one.
Posted by: pirate wench | Sep 28, 2007 12:03:27 PM
He did, but didn't say that bestiality didn't occur, just that there was a pattern to fake letters about it. Its a pretty interesting piece of literary analysis actually.
I doubt seriously that "Dad of Year" Savage would deny the existence of any whack fetish whatever. Especially now that he has Ann Landers old desk.
Posted by: NellAgain | Sep 28, 2007 12:40:59 PM
"It's fine for the shelter to kill a dog that nobody wants, but you're not allowed to have sex with one!"
In this society, anti-sex hysteria has reached such a fever pitch that sex is now apparently considered worse than death. As far as I'm concerned, consent should be the only concern here. Of course dogs can't talk. But there's a fairly accurate indicator; was she wagging her tail?
Dunno what the big deal is anyway. Best BJ I ever got was from a dog. She was in heat, and she came on to me big time. All I did was oblige her. Sure glad I did. Wonderful memories:)
Posted by: Dave | Sep 28, 2007 2:07:09 PM
I wonder if he likes it "ruff"? Doggy style?
Posted by: yucca | Sep 28, 2007 3:19:02 PM
NellAgain; True story [I promise] for you.
A man in southern NH wanted a surprise birthday party for his wife. They had a large split level home with finished basement on a cul de sac. The basement housed their rambunctious Great Dane during the day when both were working. He car pooled the guests in, and hid cars at a local school lot. The plan was to hide in the basement with the dog until she came home. She arrived on schedule, but broke her routine of checking mail and then opening the door to let the dane up. Instead she went to her bedroom, undressed, and took a shower. The guests were able to mark her progress by sounds from the open ceiling above them. She next went to the kitchen, opened a cupboard, and then finally went to the door to call the dog. Down below they were holding him quietly in the knowledge that she would spring the surprise by coming down stairs to investigate the animals failure to appear. Sure enough, she descended the stairs, rounded the dark corner and flipped on the lights. SURPRISE!!! And indeed it was. She stood there in shock, completely naked, breasts and newly shaved pussy covered in peanut butter.
She ran up the stairs, grabbed clothes, purse, and keys, and drove away, unheard of for over two years. AS long as you lock her up too.
Posted by: thomas | Sep 28, 2007 3:21:24 PM
"Yooooooooo Rinny! Hey, he's a friendly pup."
Cheech and Chong
Posted by: David Purdy | Sep 28, 2007 4:23:09 PM
One of the articles has a photo of lover boy... maybe they should have a photo of the dog, with a black bar pasted over the eyes for privacy's sake.
Posted by: Mook | Sep 28, 2007 6:01:41 PM
OMG, I laugh more at the comments than I'm interested in this news, but that is one sick man. Interesting story too, thomas. Love the peanut butter. I don't think I've heard of a dog that didn't either.
Posted by: Cici | Sep 30, 2007 6:49:54 AM
Well, he can forget about any of the usual employment benefits that come with working for in a city hired position.
Its his own fault too.
He truly screwed the pooch on this one.
Posted by: PassingThrough | Oct 1, 2007 3:15:34 AM
