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Jailers use pepper spray to stop fight over Woody Allen's lifestyle
It's today's obligatory Wisconsin weirdness story. (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)
July 24, 2007 | Permalink
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I like Woody Allen's movies, just can't stand that nervous fella whos always in 'em
Posted by: stomper | Jul 24, 2007 8:07:28 AM
Note to Mr. Lala: Don't ask a question if you're going to be all put out by the answer. Is La-la land named after this guy?
Posted by: Sheila | Jul 24, 2007 8:10:13 AM
And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Posted by: Umbriel | Jul 24, 2007 8:13:27 AM
Umbrial, you bastard! As if William Pitt the Younger never existed? I ought to punch you in the face!
Posted by: Oxhead | Jul 24, 2007 8:20:23 AM
So pervert guy wants to be like Woody Allen and got upset when non pervert guy told him Allen is a pervert so pervert guy punched him.
End of story.
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Jul 24, 2007 8:22:38 AM
Hey, Umbriel... Pitt the Elder!!
Posted by: mybrainhurts | Jul 24, 2007 8:22:43 AM
Woody had a hot wife that got old then along came Sum Yung Ho. X-Hot wife should have known better.
Me love you long time $5...
Posted by: Dick C. Normas | Jul 24, 2007 8:25:36 AM
My faith in the readership here is justified... ;)
Posted by: Umbriel | Jul 24, 2007 8:29:39 AM
Guards later had to separate them again when Lala asserted that his "serious" movies after Love and Death were overrated.
Posted by: flatdaddy | Jul 24, 2007 8:57:31 AM
I'm a big WA fan. You have to learn to separate the person from thier work. Appears to be the case with sports figures, too.
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Jul 24, 2007 9:08:01 AM
Both these guys should be sterilized for the greater good of mankind.
Posted by: Farmer Bob | Jul 24, 2007 9:28:03 AM
Actually I don't see where Wilson did much of anything wrong.
Posted by: vksjk | Jul 24, 2007 9:33:00 AM
I'm in agreement with vksjk. Wilson didn't do anything and should not have been punished.
Posted by: Tupac | Jul 24, 2007 9:46:36 AM
Well, you could sterilize Woody...but he'd just adopt another kid to marry.
Posted by: cherie | Jul 24, 2007 10:13:28 AM
According to TAG, Woody is too old to procreate.
Posted by: Farmer Bob | Jul 24, 2007 10:18:35 AM
Of all the daughters in all the world and Woody chooses his own (David Letterman).
Posted by: Tupac | Jul 24, 2007 10:24:00 AM
I used to like Woody Allen movies. I never thought they were brilliant,just good. Now they just creep me out. I did try to seperate the man from the films.....just can't. Creepy heebee jeebees.
Posted by: mydogFoster | Jul 24, 2007 11:15:58 AM
I feel the same way about Roman Polansky, MDF.
I still love "The Fearless Vampire Hunters" though.
Posted by: scooter trash | Jul 24, 2007 5:59:45 PM
"What is merit? The opinion one man entertains of another.”
-Lord Palmerston
Posted by: many | Jul 24, 2007 6:05:11 PM
Woody Allen's new movie is titled "Honey, I banged the kids!"
Posted by: phantom | Jul 24, 2007 7:20:11 PM
Lucky one of them didn't say "I especially liked his early funny ones", or we might be reading about a homicide.
Posted by: Me | Jul 24, 2007 7:43:32 PM
"The atrocious crime of being a young man, which the honorable gentleman has with such spirit and decency charged upon me, I shall neither attempt to palliate nor deny; but content myself with wishing that I may be one of those whose follies may cease with their youth, and not that number who are ignorant in spite of experience."
-William Pitt the Elder
Posted by: mybrainhurts | Jul 24, 2007 7:51:48 PM
I got the title wrong there, should be killers not hunters. It wouldn't let me back in to fix it last night.
Posted by: scooter trash | Jul 25, 2007 11:39:13 AM
