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Tell me this isn't an early April Fool's joke
Or just a frat boy's fantasy. (Michigan Daily)
March 30, 2007 | Permalink
Comments
They're just throwing out the couch? Dude, that's like a magic couch that attracts naked masturbating women. Do you have any idea how much people would pay for something like that????
Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch | Mar 30, 2007 10:04:59 AM
I'm surprised that they didn't take photos or video.
Posted by: Nick | Mar 30, 2007 10:12:07 AM
Can you imagine being a brown-haired Melissa between 20 and 30 at Eastern Michigan Univ. right now?
This has to be a prank--name a frat boy who would ask a naked, masturbating woman to stop!
Posted by: dep | Mar 30, 2007 10:12:24 AM
Not quite the reaction you'd expect from a house of frat boys. what happened to animal house, man?
Yeah, once the magic couch is out in the open, women are going to be on it like cats.
Posted by: pocketmouse | Mar 30, 2007 10:13:16 AM
Yup, she musta been nasty for them boys to ask her to leave. I think the line, "they intend to throw out the couches", pretty much validates my point. *Blech*
Posted by: JimmyVa | Mar 30, 2007 10:17:40 AM
They were just irritated that she interrupted their Kumbaya singalong.
Posted by: DT | Mar 30, 2007 10:20:09 AM
I saw this story a few days ago... I'll ASSUME it is real. I wonder why the guys did not join in?
Posted by: Jack | Mar 30, 2007 10:20:21 AM
She must have been a real uggo for them to toss her out. Isn't this the kind of thing frat boys dream about (besides free unlimited amounts of crappy beer)?
Posted by: Swangirl | Mar 30, 2007 10:32:51 AM
Who's the idiot who called the cops?
Posted by: | Mar 30, 2007 10:33:05 AM
I read "fraternity members asked the woman to leave" and thought yeah, right... until it said she appeared to be under the influence of drugs.
Maybe no one wanted to watch skanky?
Posted by: Jill | Mar 30, 2007 10:34:06 AM
I think this is just a scheme to help attract a new basketball coach to Ann Arbor.
Posted by: Bill | Mar 30, 2007 10:42:52 AM
She must have been really fat and ugly!
Posted by: Sean, Torrington CT | Mar 30, 2007 10:55:14 AM
They let it go on for 30 minutes... perfect. I'm picturing them pulling up chairs, opening beers, and just sitting and watching. Seriously though, how did no one take a video of this? For, uh, evidence, you know.
Posted by: Andrewdoane | Mar 30, 2007 10:56:39 AM
Maybe they called the police because she wouldn't let them join in.
Posted by: Kghoti | Mar 30, 2007 10:58:14 AM
Maybe it was that transgendered guy.
Posted by: Farmer Bob | Mar 30, 2007 11:00:31 AM
As if a group of college/university guys would kick a naked, mastubrating woman off of their couch and call the police on her (unless she was really fat and ugly, then all bets are off).
Posted by: Funkin's Designs | Mar 30, 2007 11:12:31 AM
You can't tell me that at a frat house, a video camera didn't come out. I don't care how ugly she might have been!
Posted by: SuperJames | Mar 30, 2007 11:15:52 AM
You know, the guys I know would have been lining up to get with her. There's something really fishy here...maybe it was that SHE was fishy?
Posted by: V | Mar 30, 2007 11:17:34 AM
seriously not all frat boys look like ben affleck
i doubt they would be that picky.
Posted by: | Mar 30, 2007 11:19:35 AM
"maybe it was that SHE was fishy"
Oh my. What if this had happened on a Friday?
Posted by: DT | Mar 30, 2007 11:49:28 AM
Mmmmm...McFish sandwich to go!!
Posted by: V | Mar 30, 2007 11:54:34 AM
With a Big Red...
Posted by: DT | Mar 30, 2007 12:02:39 PM
LOL!
Posted by: V | Mar 30, 2007 12:09:42 PM
i would have called right away. you don't want to be the frat guys and have some bitch coming out of a drug stupor in your frat house and feeling that things have been handled down there.
Posted by: boynamedsue | Mar 30, 2007 12:57:03 PM
Hey, frat boys are people too or atleast have some standards... during lunch time... I think... maybe... anybody?
Posted by: docray | Mar 30, 2007 2:00:13 PM
