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How NY students get around school's cell phone ban
They hide them where the sun doesn't shine. "It isn't hard for girls at all. We just put the phone in our underwear," says Veronica Abreu, 16. "If the metal detector goes off, they only search your lower legs and upper body." Girls say they also sneak phones into school for boys. (New York Daily News)
November 16, 2006 | Permalink
Comments
They smuggle them in for boys??? Great, just what I need...a phone that reeks of tuna. There's not enough Lysol in the world to make me want to stick a phone that's been all up in some chick's noonie up near my face.
Posted by: Howie Smeltersnatch | Nov 16, 2006 5:45:26 AM
Sumpthin' wrong with you....a girl's snatch is the finest place to hover...
Posted by: JimmyVa | Nov 16, 2006 6:04:35 AM
The metal detector goes off and they only search their legs and upper body?
Considering what else could be snuck in, why even bother having metal detectors in the first place?
Posted by: | Nov 16, 2006 6:24:41 AM
Guys, it's called a betty now, allegedly.
And there isn't a guy on this planet I'd stuff a cellphone down my pants for. Download 'Purring Kitty' for me, and that's a whole other ballgame.
Posted by: Soo | Nov 16, 2006 6:26:08 AM
I presume these cell phones are set to Vibrate
Posted by: Bill | Nov 16, 2006 7:01:19 AM
When I die,I want to come back as a cell phone.
Posted by: bdub | Nov 16, 2006 7:14:44 AM
Isn't it funny how so many of these low-income individuals manage to find $20 a month just to store their phones at the local bodega?
Posted by: SwarthyTroll | Nov 16, 2006 7:32:01 AM
Why don't the schools provide a check service at the door? Charge 50 cents per phone to check it at the beginning of the day and retrieve it at the end of school. The school could make some money and the kid can have his or her phone on the way to and from school. I can see where some kids might legitimately need their cell phones after school.
Posted by: wllysmrth | Nov 16, 2006 8:17:53 AM
wllysmrth.... How dare you actually make sense. That is totally uncalled for and as repayment the black helicopters will be over your house tonight!
Posted by: JD | Nov 16, 2006 8:20:49 AM
Odd that I made it all the way through school, and to and from school, without a cell phone.
Posted by: SwarthyTroll | Nov 16, 2006 8:25:44 AM
Ok...EWWWWW. That is just beyond nasty. (To the first two posters...for God's sake, grow up.)
Not quite sure why a kid needs a cell phone at school, but they must be pretty desperate to smuggle it in like contraband, but I'm with Soo on this one. There's not a man alive that's worth smuggling in ANYTHING into ANYWHERE in that particular area of my body.
I'd make a lousy drug mule.
Posted by: pnwgal | Nov 16, 2006 9:18:08 AM
"wllysmrth.... How dare you actually make sense. That is totally uncalled for and as repayment the black helicopters will be over your house tonight!"
JD,
I apologize. Please call off the copters. I am trying to redeem myself; check out my post on the Bigfoot thread.:)
Posted by: wllysmrth | Nov 16, 2006 9:25:50 AM
Actually, maybe a cell phone company could leverage this incident for advertising. Siemens makes phones. I can envision a new slogan now:
Hey ladies, put some Siemens in you underwear!
Posted by: Howie Smeltersnatch | Nov 16, 2006 9:42:11 AM
...or maybe they could come out with smaller models that would fit more easily into your drawers.
The new Motorola Ringy-Dink is small enough to fit in your undies with no unsightly bulges. So upgrade today, and put a Ringy-Dink in your pink stink.
Posted by: Howie Smeltersnatch | Nov 16, 2006 9:45:14 AM
14 comments so far and not one pun about the Razr phone.
I'm disappointed.
Posted by: Dennis | Nov 16, 2006 12:32:58 PM
You know, telling trade secrets online like that might not be a good idea. Teachers and principals are known to go online too.
Posted by: shadowhawk | Nov 17, 2006 6:44:38 PM
You know, telling trade secrets online like that might not be a good idea. Teachers and principals are known to go online too.
Posted by: shadowhawk | Nov 17, 2006 6:45:31 PM
