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Meet the babies who were conceived in '04's Florida storm season
"We had been without electricity for almost three weeks," says one mom. It was hot. It was dark. They lit candles. "It was, well, romantic." (St. Petersburg Times)
June 23, 2005 | Permalink
Comments
Jeez.
Take it easy people. Occupy yourselfs with other things instead of rutting like bunnies.
Churn butter.
Think of baseball player's stats.
Memorize state capitals.
Anything to take your mind off of the hot sweaty, steamy, pounding of blood engourged flesh. Slapping against each other with wet smacks.
The musky smell of love.
Oh...Oh. I think I need a shower...
Posted by: mistrmind | Jun 23, 2005 10:58:29 AM
Looks like the lack of technology was the major excuse for the conceptions. The numerous "belly fruits" of the Appalacian region are starting to make sense now.
Posted by: Samtastic! | Jun 23, 2005 11:19:12 AM
We moved down here to Mousetown just before the first hurricane hit. There was nothing remotely romantic after the first day without power, much less the third week.
Posted by: Joe Littrell | Jun 23, 2005 11:31:14 AM
No electricity.
It's hot.
No running water.
I'm sure after 3 weeks you're smelling like dirty ass and twat.
Posted by: mistrmind | Jun 23, 2005 11:50:49 AM
Perhaps after the fourth day without showering, our noses close down and primal instincts take over.
Posted by: | Jun 23, 2005 11:51:46 AM
mistrmind, that was NASTY..
There's NOTHING romantic about being without power and running water. Sounds like more of "Let's have sex...there's nothing better to do since we can't watch TV".
Posted by: pnwgal | Jun 23, 2005 11:57:29 AM
mistrmind...that was NASTY. You kiss your mother with that mouth? :-)
There's NOTHING romantic about being without power and running water for days on end. Sounds more like "Let's have sex...there's nothing better to do since we can't watch TV".
Posted by: pnwgal | Jun 23, 2005 11:58:31 AM
damn it...didn't think the first one posted!
Posted by: pnwgal | Jun 23, 2005 11:59:10 AM
I thought there was an echo in here.
Posted by: mistrmind | Jun 23, 2005 12:39:51 PM
Nah...just my POS computer. :-)
Posted by: pnwgal | Jun 23, 2005 2:20:57 PM
Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?
Metatron: Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.
Posted by: Chris Meyer | Jun 23, 2005 8:03:45 PM
Serves 'em right for living on America's wang.
Posted by: SwarthyTroll | Jun 24, 2005 7:26:04 AM
